drinking intensifies
September 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
drinking intensifies
absolutely limping my way to vacation time
August 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
absolutely limping my way to vacation time
I beg your finest pardon
July 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I beg your finest pardon
Gas almost $4 a gallon again and my tank is empty
July 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Gas almost $4 a gallon again and my tank is empty
You know at this point clearly I did something to make the algorithm act this way
June 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You know at this point clearly I did something to make the algorithm act this way
LITERALLY what is there to discover about this, Spotify
June 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
LITERALLY what is there to discover about this, Spotify
Who sold my data this time because I've been getting SOOOO MANY of these emails the last few days
April 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who sold my data this time because I've been getting SOOOO MANY of these emails the last few days
What a charmer. Hard to believe he's single
March 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What a charmer. Hard to believe he's single
Fitbit said bitch wtf
February 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fitbit said bitch wtf
WHAT IF HE'S WRITTEN "MINE" ON MY UPPER THIGH
February 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
WHAT IF HE'S WRITTEN "MINE" ON MY UPPER THIGH
Honorable mention for Bleakest Thing I've Seen This Week* is this ad for an aluminum block shaped like a cell phone that you can hold if you're trying to break your phone addiction 🫡
*it's only Tuesday
*it's only Tuesday
January 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Honorable mention for Bleakest Thing I've Seen This Week* is this ad for an aluminum block shaped like a cell phone that you can hold if you're trying to break your phone addiction 🫡
*it's only Tuesday
*it's only Tuesday
We've got celebrities sharing AI deep fake videos exploiting human empathy during a climate change-driven natural disaster. I just... you couldn't script it any more tragically. Absolutely the worst timeline.
January 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We've got celebrities sharing AI deep fake videos exploiting human empathy during a climate change-driven natural disaster. I just... you couldn't script it any more tragically. Absolutely the worst timeline.
How i feel after this workday
December 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
How i feel after this workday
WAIT IT TOOK ME ALL THIS TIME BUT IS THIS SOMETHING
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
WAIT IT TOOK ME ALL THIS TIME BUT IS THIS SOMETHING
I'm sure this is fine, right
November 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I'm sure this is fine, right