Untrained Amateur
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Here for the chaos. Stay for sharp critiques, unapologetic progressive takes, and the occasional ridiculous ramble
Here for the chaos. Stay for sharp critiques, unapologetic progressive takes, and the occasional ridiculous ramble
Most cults have a charismatic con artist at the top. MAGA just settled for a clueless clown
January 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Most cults have a charismatic con artist at the top. MAGA just settled for a clueless clown
Bird Brain in the WH orders silence on bird flu. Clearly, the only thing spreading faster than the flu & the cost of eggs is his stupidity.
January 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bird Brain in the WH orders silence on bird flu. Clearly, the only thing spreading faster than the flu & the cost of eggs is his stupidity.
Democracy’s last hope is clogged arteries. Let greed & cholesterol duke it out.
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Democracy’s last hope is clogged arteries. Let greed & cholesterol duke it out.
3 states. 229,766 votes
Thats what decided the election
The Electoral College is a relic past its expiration date
Thats what decided the election
The Electoral College is a relic past its expiration date
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
3 states. 229,766 votes
Thats what decided the election
The Electoral College is a relic past its expiration date
Thats what decided the election
The Electoral College is a relic past its expiration date
Symptoms you might be ‘woke’:
*Basic decency
*Empathy
*Believes in equal rights
*Supports affordable healthcare
*Anti-oligarchy
*Refuses to vote for a “R. Ap!st”
*Backs the working class
Side effects? MAGA blaming you for everything. Including gas prices, the weather, & their own failures
*Basic decency
*Empathy
*Believes in equal rights
*Supports affordable healthcare
*Anti-oligarchy
*Refuses to vote for a “R. Ap!st”
*Backs the working class
Side effects? MAGA blaming you for everything. Including gas prices, the weather, & their own failures
January 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Symptoms you might be ‘woke’:
*Basic decency
*Empathy
*Believes in equal rights
*Supports affordable healthcare
*Anti-oligarchy
*Refuses to vote for a “R. Ap!st”
*Backs the working class
Side effects? MAGA blaming you for everything. Including gas prices, the weather, & their own failures
*Basic decency
*Empathy
*Believes in equal rights
*Supports affordable healthcare
*Anti-oligarchy
*Refuses to vote for a “R. Ap!st”
*Backs the working class
Side effects? MAGA blaming you for everything. Including gas prices, the weather, & their own failures
‘Taking shape’? The oligarchy’s been thriving for years. We shouted, we warned. Now it’s fully formed, unapologetic, & unstoppable. Too late to act surprised
January 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
‘Taking shape’? The oligarchy’s been thriving for years. We shouted, we warned. Now it’s fully formed, unapologetic, & unstoppable. Too late to act surprised
Pam Bondi is loud, proud, and lockstep in spreading 2020 election lies. Senators must hold her feet to the fire…no spin, no escape, no mercy
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Pam Bondi is loud, proud, and lockstep in spreading 2020 election lies. Senators must hold her feet to the fire…no spin, no escape, no mercy
Pam Bondi: ex-Amazon lobbyist, now ‘qualified’ for Attorney General, according to Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post. Billionaire media never wanted democracy, just a monopoly
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pam Bondi: ex-Amazon lobbyist, now ‘qualified’ for Attorney General, according to Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post. Billionaire media never wanted democracy, just a monopoly
If the GOP could hit pause on the lying for 30 minutes so we can catch our breath, that would be grand
January 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If the GOP could hit pause on the lying for 30 minutes so we can catch our breath, that would be grand
Imagine being so brainwashed that your dear leader admits his own lies ‘sound crazy,’ & you still gobble them up like you’ve never tasted critical thinking
January 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Imagine being so brainwashed that your dear leader admits his own lies ‘sound crazy,’ & you still gobble them up like you’ve never tasted critical thinking
Trump knowingly spread false claims about the 2020 election, fully aware they were lies. From voting machines to ‘dead voters,’ he amplified disinformation, even admitting the ideas sounded ‘crazy.’ His deliberate deceit aimed to undermine a free & fair election.
January 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trump knowingly spread false claims about the 2020 election, fully aware they were lies. From voting machines to ‘dead voters,’ he amplified disinformation, even admitting the ideas sounded ‘crazy.’ His deliberate deceit aimed to undermine a free & fair election.
California pays $83 billion more to the feds than it gets back. Yet, when wildfires hit speaker MAGA Mike said “there should be conditions on aid”. Disgusting how ‘deserving’ only applies to those who lick the boot
January 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
California pays $83 billion more to the feds than it gets back. Yet, when wildfires hit speaker MAGA Mike said “there should be conditions on aid”. Disgusting how ‘deserving’ only applies to those who lick the boot
Back to the future: in 1-week Biff gets keys to the penthouse again. Different year, same grift, worse hair
January 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Back to the future: in 1-week Biff gets keys to the penthouse again. Different year, same grift, worse hair
🔥🌲Why are Republicans against preventing forest fires? 10 Republican Senators & 34 House Republicans voted against a bill designed to save lives & reduce wildfires. Notable names include Ron Johnson, Lauren Boebert, & Rand Paul. With wildfires worsening, whose interests are they protecting?
January 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🔥🌲Why are Republicans against preventing forest fires? 10 Republican Senators & 34 House Republicans voted against a bill designed to save lives & reduce wildfires. Notable names include Ron Johnson, Lauren Boebert, & Rand Paul. With wildfires worsening, whose interests are they protecting?
Tell me you’re in a cult:
You chant “Lock her up” but,
Cheer for a convicted felon
You chant “Lock her up” but,
Cheer for a convicted felon
January 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tell me you’re in a cult:
You chant “Lock her up” but,
Cheer for a convicted felon
You chant “Lock her up” but,
Cheer for a convicted felon
Greenwashing: When capitalism turns “sustainability” into a sales pitch.
20 oil companies caused over a third of emissions since 1965.
Exxon, how about less branding, more fixing?
20 oil companies caused over a third of emissions since 1965.
Exxon, how about less branding, more fixing?
January 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Greenwashing: When capitalism turns “sustainability” into a sales pitch.
20 oil companies caused over a third of emissions since 1965.
Exxon, how about less branding, more fixing?
20 oil companies caused over a third of emissions since 1965.
Exxon, how about less branding, more fixing?
Checks notes: MAGA wants unchecked capitalism & $2 eggs.
Spoiler: their math doesn’t math
Spoiler: their math doesn’t math
January 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Checks notes: MAGA wants unchecked capitalism & $2 eggs.
Spoiler: their math doesn’t math
Spoiler: their math doesn’t math
Everyone talks about Musk, but Trump’s biggest donor is Timothy Mellon, who quietly tossed over $165M to his 2024 campaign.
The same guy who called social programs “Slavery Redux” & blamed Black voters for “dependency on government aid” in his memoir.
The same guy who called social programs “Slavery Redux” & blamed Black voters for “dependency on government aid” in his memoir.
January 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Everyone talks about Musk, but Trump’s biggest donor is Timothy Mellon, who quietly tossed over $165M to his 2024 campaign.
The same guy who called social programs “Slavery Redux” & blamed Black voters for “dependency on government aid” in his memoir.
The same guy who called social programs “Slavery Redux” & blamed Black voters for “dependency on government aid” in his memoir.
If your source of information is Fox or Newsmax you’re part of the problem
January 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If your source of information is Fox or Newsmax you’re part of the problem
Lose your job, lose your healthcare. Basic rights should not depend on an employer.
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Lose your job, lose your healthcare. Basic rights should not depend on an employer.
Funny how fact checking feels biased when they call out your lies. If the truth scares you, maybe stay outta politics. You’re public servants, not dictators
January 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Funny how fact checking feels biased when they call out your lies. If the truth scares you, maybe stay outta politics. You’re public servants, not dictators
Read the room Donnie, America doesn’t want Greenland, we want healthcare that won’t bankrupt us & a democracy that’s not getting sold to the highest bidder
January 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Read the room Donnie, America doesn’t want Greenland, we want healthcare that won’t bankrupt us & a democracy that’s not getting sold to the highest bidder
Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump raked in $640M while ‘advising’ the White House. Because honesty is optional when daddy’s in charge
January 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump raked in $640M while ‘advising’ the White House. Because honesty is optional when daddy’s in charge