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Entirely fictitious short stories. Any similarity to actual events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Or is it?
Don’t mind me as I casually check the news to see if the orange idiot has invaded Venezuela, Greenland, or Iran today.
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Don’t mind me as I casually check the news to see if the orange idiot has invaded Venezuela, Greenland, or Iran today.
This is the part of the story where the implied “get out of jail free” card becomes explicit with a presidential pardon for the mall cop that killed a white woman.
#defundice
#defundice
January 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This is the part of the story where the implied “get out of jail free” card becomes explicit with a presidential pardon for the mall cop that killed a white woman.
#defundice
#defundice
I would compare you to Hitler, but you would take that as a compliment.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I would compare you to Hitler, but you would take that as a compliment.
Ai will fail because the allegory of the cave.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Ai will fail because the allegory of the cave.
ICE = Stanford prison experiment
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
ICE = Stanford prison experiment
She’s got more schnapps than a Bavarian needlepoint shop!
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
She’s got more schnapps than a Bavarian needlepoint shop!
Let us imagine that there is a rock on the moon. Resting on the lunar surface without wind, rain or atmosphere. This rock is facing our earth, watching us spinning gently across the blackness of space.
October 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let us imagine that there is a rock on the moon. Resting on the lunar surface without wind, rain or atmosphere. This rock is facing our earth, watching us spinning gently across the blackness of space.
I see they’ve picked a martyr to go with their persecution complex.
September 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I see they’ve picked a martyr to go with their persecution complex.
It was an inside job, just like Epstein.
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It was an inside job, just like Epstein.
Everything everywhere is always at war with everything else. Cooperation between large groups and between species is the exception.
Who are we to assume we would be above the state of being that defines the entire universe?
Who are we to assume we would be above the state of being that defines the entire universe?
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everything everywhere is always at war with everything else. Cooperation between large groups and between species is the exception.
Who are we to assume we would be above the state of being that defines the entire universe?
Who are we to assume we would be above the state of being that defines the entire universe?
Does the “drug-carrying vessel from Venezuela” killings let me check off “unprovoked attack against a foreign country” on my bingo card?
September 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Does the “drug-carrying vessel from Venezuela” killings let me check off “unprovoked attack against a foreign country” on my bingo card?
Imagine tripping on LSD trip, discovering your 74 past lives, and the most exciting thing you’ve ever done in all of those lives is go at 6 Flags when you were 14.
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Imagine tripping on LSD trip, discovering your 74 past lives, and the most exciting thing you’ve ever done in all of those lives is go at 6 Flags when you were 14.
How to consolidate government power:
1. Appoint inept lackeys to key government positions.
2. Blame anyone/ everyone else when the programs fail at their most basic function(s).
3. Fire employees and defund programs due to their inefficiency and waste.
1. Appoint inept lackeys to key government positions.
2. Blame anyone/ everyone else when the programs fail at their most basic function(s).
3. Fire employees and defund programs due to their inefficiency and waste.
July 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
How to consolidate government power:
1. Appoint inept lackeys to key government positions.
2. Blame anyone/ everyone else when the programs fail at their most basic function(s).
3. Fire employees and defund programs due to their inefficiency and waste.
1. Appoint inept lackeys to key government positions.
2. Blame anyone/ everyone else when the programs fail at their most basic function(s).
3. Fire employees and defund programs due to their inefficiency and waste.
“Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
Hot take: Epstein referred to trafficked girls as “wonderful secrets” with his clients.
Donald’s letter isn’t just lewd, it’s a smoking gun that proves he knew and participated.
Hot take: Epstein referred to trafficked girls as “wonderful secrets” with his clients.
Donald’s letter isn’t just lewd, it’s a smoking gun that proves he knew and participated.
July 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
Hot take: Epstein referred to trafficked girls as “wonderful secrets” with his clients.
Donald’s letter isn’t just lewd, it’s a smoking gun that proves he knew and participated.
Hot take: Epstein referred to trafficked girls as “wonderful secrets” with his clients.
Donald’s letter isn’t just lewd, it’s a smoking gun that proves he knew and participated.
Rest assured that if there is a cherry pit in the coffee cake, a peach pit in the yoghurt, or metal lid piece in the soup, it will find its way to my portion, for that is my lot in this life.
July 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rest assured that if there is a cherry pit in the coffee cake, a peach pit in the yoghurt, or metal lid piece in the soup, it will find its way to my portion, for that is my lot in this life.
Who knew that all it takes is 268 cowards to fuck over 347 million people.
July 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Who knew that all it takes is 268 cowards to fuck over 347 million people.
How could anyone have known people would die in an overcrowded, un-air conditioned detention facility located in a swamp and operated by humans that lack any empathy whatsoever?
July 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
How could anyone have known people would die in an overcrowded, un-air conditioned detention facility located in a swamp and operated by humans that lack any empathy whatsoever?
All the neighborhood dogs pee on the neighbors lawn, but when I pee on the neighbors lawn it’s “indecent” and “lewd”.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
All the neighborhood dogs pee on the neighbors lawn, but when I pee on the neighbors lawn it’s “indecent” and “lewd”.
…and that children was the first in a very short chain of events that brought on WWIII and subsequently this nuclear winter.
On the brighter side, global warming was no longer a threat to society.
On the brighter side, global warming was no longer a threat to society.
June 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
…and that children was the first in a very short chain of events that brought on WWIII and subsequently this nuclear winter.
On the brighter side, global warming was no longer a threat to society.
On the brighter side, global warming was no longer a threat to society.
I’d like to report a murder
June 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’d like to report a murder
Complete Enlightenment teased me while I lay on the floor, so I teased Enlightenment with a graham cracker crust raspberry pie.
June 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Complete Enlightenment teased me while I lay on the floor, so I teased Enlightenment with a graham cracker crust raspberry pie.
i was briefly One with the universe a few years back while floating naked in my hot tub and breathing in the cool night air with only my nose above the waterline.
June 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i was briefly One with the universe a few years back while floating naked in my hot tub and breathing in the cool night air with only my nose above the waterline.
But are you truly a trail runner if you don’t run naked through the stinging nettles every spring?
June 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
But are you truly a trail runner if you don’t run naked through the stinging nettles every spring?
All this “civilization” is quite impressive when you consider that we are really just sentient meat bags using internal sticks to fling ourselves about.
May 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
All this “civilization” is quite impressive when you consider that we are really just sentient meat bags using internal sticks to fling ourselves about.