Some days I just want to drink tequila, smoke cigarettes and wait for the world to end. This year has been one of those days.

I hope this isn't too controversial for the internet but I have to say it anyway. I don't much care for them Nazis at all.

And all the fat, skinny people
And all the tall, short people
And all the nobody people
And all the somebody people
I never thought I'd need so many people - David Bowie, 5 Years

Is it legal to eat Applebee's 2 for $25 by yourself or do I need to get a date?

The #bluesky butterfly is cool and all but I honestly would prefer the logo to be a hawk with a machete in its claws airbrushed on a jean jacket.

Just found this Halloween photo of @tulsigabbard.bsky.social with Putin.

Can we all take a moment to acknowledge how blessed we are to still have @georgetakei.bsky.social on planet Earth at age 87? He can literally fly to any planet he wants to and chooses to grace us Earthlings with his presence. But really, who could leave his wonderful husband Brad?

@joerlansdale.bsky.social followed me back and I haven't been this excited in years. One of my favorite writers of all time.