Have we confirmed if Rocketboy1313 was doing a comedy? Or is the reply still somehow in a stare both of sincerity and irony Shrodinger's bit if you will (and if someone could please point out my umlaut omission, I'd be grateful, thx)

Yvette Cooper desperately pulling a string of flags out of her arse on breakfast TV in a doomed attempt to win back the racist fuckwit vote - oh I'm so glad the grown ups are back in charge, aren't you?

Nah, not doing that, it's far too late in the day. Trans rights are under attack right here and now. This keeping shtumm for tactical reasons was always a bad idea, an invitation to be thrown under the bus, but now it's unforgivable. My 18 year old trans son needs someone fighting for him right now.

Pretty kitty! This is our feline pal, she's called Ramona. As luck would have it there's another local cat of the same name, and she sometimes comes for a visit. This has led to a frequent query in our house: "Hey, it's supper time, where's Ramona? No, the real Ramona!"

"It's in the computaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"

The Last Time I Saw Richard from Blue

People's Parties/Same Situation (slight cheat twofer) from Court and Spark

Coyote from Hejira

All glittering with genius and soul

And thanks for the Hugo Tate playlist!

Fab! Good work Andy!

Give Hallogallo by Neu! and Oh Yeah by Can a spin.

But "monster" implies an ethical and moral judgement. "Orange" just means he looks silly. The former is coming from a fundamentally more serious place than the latter.

Whole lotta love (for squat pissing)