I accidentally threw my gum pack in the washer again after leaving it in my pocket, and I found a heart. cool.

I have a shit ton of things to do today but I just ate so now I’m tired. No work will be done today yippee!!!!

I’m worried asf about leaving the popsicles in my mini fridge since people like to unplug shit in my house

like what if they start to mold inside the packages, and then when they break out they have a war with the other mold in the other packages?? Popsicle-mold war??? 😨

welcome to the retirement center for former twitter users

I bash myself for being lazy but doing anything is so fucking boring.. especially living in the Midwest where there’s not much to do

i took off my phone case and screen protector and realized how annoying it is to type without it

it’s not like I need it I barely leave my room anyway duhhh

I thought this would be better than twitter but apparently it’s just a bunch of old people shitposting too

I’m stuck in a sea of old people… xp