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Lyssa Lynn
@unstableflamingo.bsky.social
Get in bitch, we're going to pick sunflowers!

BB fan, Bravo Bravo Bravo, trash/reality tv makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside 🥰but horror movies give me a reason to get up every morning ♥️
Little Mocha
March 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’ll be ending every conversation with Bamalam this week on any and all teams calls

“thanks for the update, Josh…Bamalam!”
February 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Mocha Monster & Willow Whack-a-Mole.

They help my serotonin and for them… a spoiled life lol
February 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m kinda addicted to this show Accused. Gives me a pinch of that new show newness and has me wondering if I too… can get away with murder.
a cartoon character from south park laying on the floor with a notebook and pencil
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media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
If some dirty haired, vape smoking, Subaru driver asks you if you micro-dose…the answer is ALWAYS no.

Just NO. lol
December 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
November 24, 2024 at 7:43 AM
When sandstorm by darude comes on you better believe im down to jump around like it’s 3am on Tuesday at some popup rave in an abandoned building
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Welcome to Maine, a complimentary deer will run out in front of your car to test your driving skills or just hit your car… we like to keep things fresh.
November 21, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Lyssa Lynn
X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
My professional ass put a bra on before doing 1 on 1’s today without a camera on lol I got this!
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media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Woke up to 32°. I am not made for this weather.

Brrrr!!
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
They said Sky would be a chill place but they also promised cake…
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media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Seriously…
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Just got here, waiting for my stuff to arrive.
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media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 PM