THE E.G.G.M.A.N. [Pre-Incident Event!]
@unstableemporxr.bsky.social
“Checkmate, Sonic! Hope you said your goodbyes!” The Chaosverse Role-Parody of Dr. Eggman! [EST and Minor Friendly!]
> [Planning to conquer all of #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺!]
> [Planning to conquer all of #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺!]
[🎞️] Woth Sonic out of the box at, Eggman does what he does best: Prepare for World Domination.
"Man, it's been a while since I felt this confident.! I don't know who took care of that pest for me, but once I conquer Mobius, I'll be sure to send them my regards."
"Man, it's been a while since I felt this confident.! I don't know who took care of that pest for me, but once I conquer Mobius, I'll be sure to send them my regards."
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[🎞️] Woth Sonic out of the box at, Eggman does what he does best: Prepare for World Domination.
"Man, it's been a while since I felt this confident.! I don't know who took care of that pest for me, but once I conquer Mobius, I'll be sure to send them my regards."
"Man, it's been a while since I felt this confident.! I don't know who took care of that pest for me, but once I conquer Mobius, I'll be sure to send them my regards."
🎞️] "Well, since the blue pincushion is removed from my side, it looks like #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺 is up for grabs!
No way I'm missing out on an opportunity to finally make Eggmanland be, ESPECIALLY when I've had dibs on it ever since.!"
No way I'm missing out on an opportunity to finally make Eggmanland be, ESPECIALLY when I've had dibs on it ever since.!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🎞️] "Well, since the blue pincushion is removed from my side, it looks like #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺 is up for grabs!
No way I'm missing out on an opportunity to finally make Eggmanland be, ESPECIALLY when I've had dibs on it ever since.!"
No way I'm missing out on an opportunity to finally make Eggmanland be, ESPECIALLY when I've had dibs on it ever since.!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, AT LEAST LET ME KNOW SO I CAN PREPARE A PARTY FOR HIS DOWNFALL!!!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, AT LEAST LET ME KNOW SO I CAN PREPARE A PARTY FOR HIS DOWNFALL!!!"
[🎞️] "Wait a second! #SONICISDEAD?! And I didn't have any involvement in it?!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON?!"
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON?!"
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[🎞️] "Wait a second! #SONICISDEAD?! And I didn't have any involvement in it?!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON?!"
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS GOING ON?!"
"You don't want to know about the first time."
September 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"You don't want to know about the first time."
Meanwhile, having just sent out badniks to blow up a bank (which surprisingly went well)-
"... I feel like I just jinxed my nemesis before he said anything... meh, it's probably nothing."
"... I feel like I just jinxed my nemesis before he said anything... meh, it's probably nothing."
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Meanwhile, having just sent out badniks to blow up a bank (which surprisingly went well)-
"... I feel like I just jinxed my nemesis before he said anything... meh, it's probably nothing."
"... I feel like I just jinxed my nemesis before he said anything... meh, it's probably nothing."
"Whoo.. I think that'll do for now.
I must say, I wasn't expecting my Egg Fleet to make quick works of them! To think I was holding THIS much destruction back.!"
I must say, I wasn't expecting my Egg Fleet to make quick works of them! To think I was holding THIS much destruction back.!"
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Whoo.. I think that'll do for now.
I must say, I wasn't expecting my Egg Fleet to make quick works of them! To think I was holding THIS much destruction back.!"
I must say, I wasn't expecting my Egg Fleet to make quick works of them! To think I was holding THIS much destruction back.!"
The doctor was having the time of his life, having the fleet blast through Titans as he piloted the Egg Emperor.
"Oohohoho! And you call yourselves "Titans"? You lack the intelligence to even be considered a nuisance whilst I already know your EVERY MOVE!"
"Oohohoho! And you call yourselves "Titans"? You lack the intelligence to even be considered a nuisance whilst I already know your EVERY MOVE!"
August 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The doctor was having the time of his life, having the fleet blast through Titans as he piloted the Egg Emperor.
"Oohohoho! And you call yourselves "Titans"? You lack the intelligence to even be considered a nuisance whilst I already know your EVERY MOVE!"
"Oohohoho! And you call yourselves "Titans"? You lack the intelligence to even be considered a nuisance whilst I already know your EVERY MOVE!"
"Well then, with the introduction out of the way...
WHICH ONE OF YOU TITANS WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE DESTRRRUCTIVE EFFECT OF MY GLORIOUS MACHINES?
I'll even try not to rid of you TOO quickly... if you end up smart enough to BEG! OOOOHOHOHOHOHOO!"
WHICH ONE OF YOU TITANS WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE DESTRRRUCTIVE EFFECT OF MY GLORIOUS MACHINES?
I'll even try not to rid of you TOO quickly... if you end up smart enough to BEG! OOOOHOHOHOHOHOO!"
August 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"Well then, with the introduction out of the way...
WHICH ONE OF YOU TITANS WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE DESTRRRUCTIVE EFFECT OF MY GLORIOUS MACHINES?
I'll even try not to rid of you TOO quickly... if you end up smart enough to BEG! OOOOHOHOHOHOHOO!"
WHICH ONE OF YOU TITANS WOULD LIKE TO TEST THE DESTRRRUCTIVE EFFECT OF MY GLORIOUS MACHINES?
I'll even try not to rid of you TOO quickly... if you end up smart enough to BEG! OOOOHOHOHOHOHOO!"
Quite disappointing, I was hoping to walk in on his struggle.
Ah well. It appears that I will have to suffice for now. Consider my assistance an "Act of Charity".
After all...
The only force that I will allow to rule over all that exists..
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Ah well. It appears that I will have to suffice for now. Consider my assistance an "Act of Charity".
After all...
The only force that I will allow to rule over all that exists..
[=>]
August 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Quite disappointing, I was hoping to walk in on his struggle.
Ah well. It appears that I will have to suffice for now. Consider my assistance an "Act of Charity".
After all...
The only force that I will allow to rule over all that exists..
[=>]
Ah well. It appears that I will have to suffice for now. Consider my assistance an "Act of Charity".
After all...
The only force that I will allow to rule over all that exists..
[=>]
"The land in disaster, these Titans running amok, and yet he hasn't even arrived yet.! Not even an entrance, can you believe that!?
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August 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"The land in disaster, these Titans running amok, and yet he hasn't even arrived yet.! Not even an entrance, can you believe that!?
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"What, you think it's easy having to manually repair these things? You know how many months I have to spend to set up a good-sized bunker around these parts?
Try repairing a whole base with only your bare hands sometimes! You'll understand why I don't strike rrrapidly!"
Try repairing a whole base with only your bare hands sometimes! You'll understand why I don't strike rrrapidly!"
August 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"What, you think it's easy having to manually repair these things? You know how many months I have to spend to set up a good-sized bunker around these parts?
Try repairing a whole base with only your bare hands sometimes! You'll understand why I don't strike rrrapidly!"
Try repairing a whole base with only your bare hands sometimes! You'll understand why I don't strike rrrapidly!"
"It wasn't easy get all the Badnik production machines back up and running, but I think it's time well spent.
And plus, everyone suspects I vanished.! A nice bonus, don't you think?"
And plus, everyone suspects I vanished.! A nice bonus, don't you think?"
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"It wasn't easy get all the Badnik production machines back up and running, but I think it's time well spent.
And plus, everyone suspects I vanished.! A nice bonus, don't you think?"
And plus, everyone suspects I vanished.! A nice bonus, don't you think?"
[🎞️] "Goodness, that bird gives me a headache.. I don't know if it's the nails-to-a-chalkboard voice or that irksome ego of his..."
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
[🎞️] "Goodness, that bird gives me a headache.. I don't know if it's the nails-to-a-chalkboard voice or that irksome ego of his..."
[🎥] Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make.
YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS.
YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS.
July 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
[🎥] Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make.
YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS.
YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS.
[🎥] DREAD IT.
RRRRRRRUN FROM IT.
Destiny arrives.. all the same.
RRRRRRRUN FROM IT.
Destiny arrives.. all the same.
July 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
[🎥] DREAD IT.
RRRRRRRUN FROM IT.
Destiny arrives.. all the same.
RRRRRRRUN FROM IT.
Destiny arrives.. all the same.
[🎞️] DONT YOU FREAKING DARE I REFUSE TO HAVE ANOTHER TWITTER INCIDENT REPEAT-
July 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
[🎞️] DONT YOU FREAKING DARE I REFUSE TO HAVE ANOTHER TWITTER INCIDENT REPEAT-
[🎞️] Sounding awfully cocky there when I can take you apart faster than putting you together
July 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
[🎞️] Sounding awfully cocky there when I can take you apart faster than putting you together
[ @egotisticalspeed.bsky.social ]
"Tch. You're lucky I have more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. But just know that one day, this birthday may be your last.
And I'll be more than happy to celebrate that day, hedgehog."
"Tch. You're lucky I have more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. But just know that one day, this birthday may be your last.
And I'll be more than happy to celebrate that day, hedgehog."
June 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
[ @egotisticalspeed.bsky.social ]
"Tch. You're lucky I have more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. But just know that one day, this birthday may be your last.
And I'll be more than happy to celebrate that day, hedgehog."
"Tch. You're lucky I have more pressing matters to deal with at the moment. But just know that one day, this birthday may be your last.
And I'll be more than happy to celebrate that day, hedgehog."
"Glad to see that some people appreciate my brilliance!"
June 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Glad to see that some people appreciate my brilliance!"
Another Birthday has passed. Another day that the Evil Genius lives, and soon, conquer the world!
Here's to another year of the glorious Emperor, Dr. Eggman!
Here's to another year of the glorious Emperor, Dr. Eggman!
June 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Another Birthday has passed. Another day that the Evil Genius lives, and soon, conquer the world!
Here's to another year of the glorious Emperor, Dr. Eggman!
Here's to another year of the glorious Emperor, Dr. Eggman!
🕵️ {More Event Starters since I gotta be more active on here (And it's Ivo's Birthday-))
June 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🕵️ {More Event Starters since I gotta be more active on here (And it's Ivo's Birthday-))
"... I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING-!"
June 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"... I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING-!"
"Yes, get him outta here, PRONTO!
And scrub that stuff out of his brain, if you have to!"
And scrub that stuff out of his brain, if you have to!"
May 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Yes, get him outta here, PRONTO!
And scrub that stuff out of his brain, if you have to!"
And scrub that stuff out of his brain, if you have to!"
"It feels like they're just doing it for the fame nowadays and it's a pitiful thing to see.
Take that "Phonk" nonsense, for example.
It used to mean something when there was effort to it.!
Now it's just...
Brainrot."
Take that "Phonk" nonsense, for example.
It used to mean something when there was effort to it.!
Now it's just...
Brainrot."
May 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"It feels like they're just doing it for the fame nowadays and it's a pitiful thing to see.
Take that "Phonk" nonsense, for example.
It used to mean something when there was effort to it.!
Now it's just...
Brainrot."
Take that "Phonk" nonsense, for example.
It used to mean something when there was effort to it.!
Now it's just...
Brainrot."