Bad ass.

I still go to Kinko’s.

First of all, you don’t cry? Why not? Did you not love your dog? Why not? If my dog ran away, I’d be inconsolable.

Second, he didn’t say “I didn’t cry when my dog ran away.” Which makes me think this happens regularly. What a terrible pet parent.

Fuck them.

You’ve got some catching up to do.

I typically make them with only some salt after about an hour or so of cooking. I add the flavor after.
But I have done the onion, garlic thing. Never sugar. Every rare once in awhile sugar in my popcorn.

If they ask about those films tell them they are fan fiction.
Same with IX.
Tell them the story ends with XIII.

You 100% do not have to do that.