Fred Coppersmith
@unrealfred.bsky.social
Writer, editor, just this guy. Occasional stories: https://www.unreality.net/writings. I also publish the quarterly zine Kaleidotrope. (He/him.) 😷
They filmed this back to back with a sequel, originally planned as the second half of a single film, which I definitely don’t think I’ll be in any hurry to watch.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They filmed this back to back with a sequel, originally planned as the second half of a single film, which I definitely don’t think I’ll be in any hurry to watch.
Weirdly, Tubi is showing me almost exclusively ads for children’s toys.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Weirdly, Tubi is showing me almost exclusively ads for children’s toys.
Buckles are undoubtedly swashed in this movie, but I’m not finding much if any of it particularly thrilling.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Buckles are undoubtedly swashed in this movie, but I’m not finding much if any of it particularly thrilling.
Christopher Lee in an eyepatch. The movie can’t be all bad.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Christopher Lee in an eyepatch. The movie can’t be all bad.
Joss Ackland tells a sweaty, bare-chested Michael York, “I’ve given you my secret thrust.”
They’re talking about sword-fighting. I think.
They’re talking about sword-fighting. I think.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Joss Ackland tells a sweaty, bare-chested Michael York, “I’ve given you my secret thrust.”
They’re talking about sword-fighting. I think.
They’re talking about sword-fighting. I think.