Unprofound
@unprofound.bsky.social
Where one banal comment follows another....
Unprofound is a Member, but by no means the Leader, of the Invincibly-Beaked Duck Army; Warriors for Social Justice, but above all, The Invincibility of Beaks!
Unprofound is a Member, but by no means the Leader, of the Invincibly-Beaked Duck Army; Warriors for Social Justice, but above all, The Invincibility of Beaks!
Pinned
Dr Chattypuss McCattypuss
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
"I no longer have excuses for all these papooses, a sartorial noose, better suited to gooses" - Bill Duckworth, Bewinged Sage
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"I no longer have excuses for all these papooses, a sartorial noose, better suited to gooses" - Bill Duckworth, Bewinged Sage
Spice is the variety of life
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Spice is the variety of life
Sometimes ducks fall in love with cats. But they would never be bastards about immigration. Let's stay strong for migrants
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sometimes ducks fall in love with cats. But they would never be bastards about immigration. Let's stay strong for migrants
Dr Chattypuss McCattypuss
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dr Chattypuss McCattypuss
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
The mistress of medicine
She gives them paws for thought
Dips her claws in their port
While she injects them with venom and sin
You know she's so sleak
A cat at her peak
And she's ready to sucker you in
A man walked into a bar. But because he wasn't a horse and his nose was of a regulation size, little hilarity ensued. What did happen, was that he realised he was very old. And he really shouldn't be in this bar.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
A man walked into a bar. But because he wasn't a horse and his nose was of a regulation size, little hilarity ensued. What did happen, was that he realised he was very old. And he really shouldn't be in this bar.
Ten people diving into a ditch doesn't make it a swimming pool.
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ten people diving into a ditch doesn't make it a swimming pool.
A biscuit made is not a biscuit eaten
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A biscuit made is not a biscuit eaten
Are there really people in the world who don't arrange their fridge condiments in spectral order?
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Are there really people in the world who don't arrange their fridge condiments in spectral order?
Not every story has a cat tale.
But every cat tail has a story.
But every cat tail has a story.
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not every story has a cat tale.
But every cat tail has a story.
But every cat tail has a story.
Has anyone ever really known to turn off their own windscreen wipers other than by trial and error?
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Has anyone ever really known to turn off their own windscreen wipers other than by trial and error?
The IBDA can confirm they have converted another American citizen. A once formidable espouser of coffee, they have eschewed it in favour of Yorkshire Gold tea. The struggle continues. The ducks abide. The reviving morning brew saves another soul.
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The IBDA can confirm they have converted another American citizen. A once formidable espouser of coffee, they have eschewed it in favour of Yorkshire Gold tea. The struggle continues. The ducks abide. The reviving morning brew saves another soul.
Love rain, tolerate moisture, hate damp.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Love rain, tolerate moisture, hate damp.
Mallard, Muscovy, Alabaio, Golden Cascade, Hook Bill, Indian Runner, Silver Bantam, Welsh Harlequin.
All types of duck. But we are all just ducks. We don't give a single beak for our difference. In fact we love it.
All types of duck. But we are all just ducks. We don't give a single beak for our difference. In fact we love it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Mallard, Muscovy, Alabaio, Golden Cascade, Hook Bill, Indian Runner, Silver Bantam, Welsh Harlequin.
All types of duck. But we are all just ducks. We don't give a single beak for our difference. In fact we love it.
All types of duck. But we are all just ducks. We don't give a single beak for our difference. In fact we love it.
The new JustEat advert with Craig David is an absolute horror. There is only one acceptable Craig David-based song...
soundcloud.com/user-6814286...
soundcloud.com/user-6814286...
Fill My Chin
Listen to Fill My Chin by NDOBZ #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The new JustEat advert with Craig David is an absolute horror. There is only one acceptable Craig David-based song...
soundcloud.com/user-6814286...
soundcloud.com/user-6814286...
Went to a fun fair last night. It wasn't actually that fun. Pretty average to be honest. More of a parnival.
October 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Went to a fun fair last night. It wasn't actually that fun. Pretty average to be honest. More of a parnival.
"Heads, shoulders, knees and toes" is often thought of as a simple ditty to help children identify body parts. It was in fact originally a mediaeval shopping list for the local butchers.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
"Heads, shoulders, knees and toes" is often thought of as a simple ditty to help children identify body parts. It was in fact originally a mediaeval shopping list for the local butchers.
The 27th President of the IBDA was a beak named Anonymous Jonathan. Little is known of him and thus he is revered for the quiet sovereignty of his time.
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The 27th President of the IBDA was a beak named Anonymous Jonathan. Little is known of him and thus he is revered for the quiet sovereignty of his time.
There are some things even ducks struggle to explain
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There are some things even ducks struggle to explain
Those who play tennis are rarely that zenish; but those who raise daughters are true mood-swing escorters.
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Those who play tennis are rarely that zenish; but those who raise daughters are true mood-swing escorters.
Vice-like grips are over-rated; try a virtue-laced snuggle.
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Vice-like grips are over-rated; try a virtue-laced snuggle.
Ducks are neither SK8er Boys nor Avril Lavigne. But species-wide, we are broadly in favour of both.
October 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Ducks are neither SK8er Boys nor Avril Lavigne. But species-wide, we are broadly in favour of both.
The large Hebron collider should be a great joke about something that ducks haven't yet worked out in their stand-up set. But it isn't. Nothing in that region is funny right now. Duck love to all in hope.
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The large Hebron collider should be a great joke about something that ducks haven't yet worked out in their stand-up set. But it isn't. Nothing in that region is funny right now. Duck love to all in hope.
There was an horrific attack at a synagogue in Manchester this week. Our beaks are down with sadness. But they are up with pride at the response of that area which says fuck nastiness and evil. Community is at the heart of all happiness. Beaks up for Jews xxx
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There was an horrific attack at a synagogue in Manchester this week. Our beaks are down with sadness. But they are up with pride at the response of that area which says fuck nastiness and evil. Community is at the heart of all happiness. Beaks up for Jews xxx
Ask any clinician about male flatulation when peeing and they will simply say "medically inevitable" and "try to forgive them". It's nature's way.
October 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ask any clinician about male flatulation when peeing and they will simply say "medically inevitable" and "try to forgive them". It's nature's way.
80% of dogs can smell ghosts.
October 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
80% of dogs can smell ghosts.