unprofessionalhelp.bsky.social
@unprofessionalhelp.bsky.social
Earned my first nuke since BO2, wasn't a clean game by any means, but to think I can pull this off 11 years later gives me hope that maybe I'm not trash. Now watch as SBMM smacks me into the ground and puts me through the meat grinder for the next 10 games.
November 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Hiding my edibles in different places every night was not something I was thinking I needed to do at almost 30 years old, but my family really don't know how to ask for one politely.
November 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Thinking I'm getting pretty good at getting a weapon gold in just 2 games. First game is just racking up headshots as much as possible by round 31, second game is whatever is left and then the special challenges.
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Either this new pizza place near me is using AI for every image on their site, or Pepsi and Coke collaborated to make something cursed.
November 7, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I'm 2 for 2 on bad shit happening in the world when I have a tooth infection. First time I had a tooth infection, COVID was first reported.

I got another infection, and we're stuck with the orange nutsack for another 4 years.
November 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
My final notes that I made after doing the Liberty Falls EE, and then me and my friends went over to Terminus and after 2 games, and 5 hours later, we fucking solved it.

No guides, no outside help, just an autist, a math dude, and a redhead filled with the souls of the damned.
October 28, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Made a ton of progress today in my attempt to solve Liberty Falls with no guides. Mostly posting this as a thing I can look back on at some point and laugh at myself for not figuring things out sooner.

Went from only knowing about the pressure gauge step to everything I have written down.
October 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
So while he's doing stupid little dances and trying to bribe voters, his worst purchase ever continues to drop in value as bots become it's only users. What a dipshit.
October 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Looks like we're doing the Threads thing again where we post our top 10 games so fuck it, here's mine:

1. ARK Survival Evolved
2. Minecraft
3. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
4. Black Ops 2
5. Halo 3 ODST
6. Beat Saber
7. Elden Ring
8. American Truck Simulator
9. Palworld
10. Pokemon Silver
October 19, 2024 at 10:10 PM