a very strange and very long response to a fellow comedian's joke from (celebrated media sewer hermit crab) bill maher, someone who has recently said “Comedians have been under attack for some time [...] This war on jokes must end” lol
April 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
a very strange and very long response to a fellow comedian's joke from (celebrated media sewer hermit crab) bill maher, someone who has recently said “Comedians have been under attack for some time [...] This war on jokes must end” lol
a tale of two shitties
March 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
a tale of two shitties
i feel like "chuck schumer wagging finger" pictures are going to be the spiritual successor to "joe biden walking" pictures over the next four years *said in pain/disapproval*
February 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i feel like "chuck schumer wagging finger" pictures are going to be the spiritual successor to "joe biden walking" pictures over the next four years *said in pain/disapproval*
news salad 2/2/25 health problems? anxiety?? where???
February 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
news salad 2/2/25 health problems? anxiety?? where???
if you see this quote a pic on your device with no explanation
January 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you see this quote a pic on your device with no explanation
he's really mad that i told him to let me finish working
January 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
he's really mad that i told him to let me finish working
news salad 1/25 lol
January 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
news salad 1/25 lol
this is milhous and when it comes to yawning yeah you could say he's pretty much unstoppable
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
this is milhous and when it comes to yawning yeah you could say he's pretty much unstoppable
mommy and milhous: best friends forever
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
mommy and milhous: best friends forever
milhous, thinking
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
milhous, thinking
news salad 1/17 in this time of our lives h*ppiness is barely alive puppy
January 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
news salad 1/17 in this time of our lives h*ppiness is barely alive puppy
news salad 1/16 there was a headline that disappeared before i could screenshot that read: "BabyCenter releases list of names 'heading for extinction' in 2025" and i am relieved that this is the extinction event making headlines right now
January 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
news salad 1/16 there was a headline that disappeared before i could screenshot that read: "BabyCenter releases list of names 'heading for extinction' in 2025" and i am relieved that this is the extinction event making headlines right now
milhous and mommy time
January 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
milhous and mommy time
news salad 1/13 time to cut back on the sugar, jack!!!
January 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
news salad 1/13 time to cut back on the sugar, jack!!!
news salad 1/3/25 live longer and shift the brain into reverse!
January 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
news salad 1/3/25 live longer and shift the brain into reverse!
news salad 12/26 always asking why america's young men are falling behind when crazy works just fine
December 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
news salad 12/26 always asking why america's young men are falling behind when crazy works just fine
me to the alien reading my emails over my shoulder: ok so now let me explain what "pancakes" are
December 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
me to the alien reading my emails over my shoulder: ok so now let me explain what "pancakes" are
news salad 12/23 an aging brain
December 23, 2024 at 7:16 PM
news salad 12/23 an aging brain
news salad 12/21 the darkest day of the year! :)
December 21, 2024 at 10:51 PM
news salad 12/21 the darkest day of the year! :)
news salad 12/20 angels thinking about our careers right now
December 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
news salad 12/20 angels thinking about our careers right now