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unownuser27.bsky.social
T
@unownuser27.bsky.social
3.9K followers 2.2K following 6.3K posts
Your Aussie Internet Dad Bod BF
34 | 🇦🇺 | Male | Str8 | he/him/his
Currently in: Australia
🔞 MDNI | No Age in Profile/Pinned = No Access
Feeding my appetite 4 🐱, 🍑, 🍒 & 🦐
Peep Pinned 4 Pointers 🫵👀📌
Looking 4 gooners, moots & friends 🇦🇺&🌎🌍🌏
🔗s: Under Repair
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unownuser27.bsky.social
This stalker behaviour just screams that old school speeding awareness ad:
A cropped image of a woman holding up a partially clenched fist, with the pinky up and curved. It was used in an old Australian anti-speeding campaign targeting a young male demographic; the curved pinkie was bent in a demeaning manner, indicating those who speed have small penises. Much like J's stalker. 🤭🤭🤭
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
And I'd do it again. 😈
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
This is Soybean.
I saw him on the gram.
And he's been giving me life for the last 48 hours.
Hope he comes around and viciously mauls those horrible brain gremlins of yours soon.
🫶🫶❤️❤️🫂🫂🥰🥰
A picture of the dog Soybean biting the tip of his tail on top of a blanket
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Hahahahahahahaha, for sure! 🤪
Just call me the Hulk then:
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Me trying to trace my way to your treasure with my finger...

🦁
September 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
...gulp.
Okay, T... act natural. Be cool, be cool...
😃😁🙂🫠🫠🫠
A screenshot of a BlueSky in-app notification, issued 33 seconds prior to when screenshot was taken. The notification shows a minimised profile picture of a beautiful redhead Canadian woman, going by the profile name Ruby Soho. The notification message reads, "Ruby Soho (picture of a Canadian flag) followed you back."
September 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I love me a sweet treat!! 🤤🤤🤤😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵
A gif of two cartoon humans, one laying down on their stomach and scrolling through their phone, and the other behind them, with their head on top of the first person's butt, making biting motions on the first's buttcheek
August 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
A seahorse is swimming toward the hull of a boat, saying "Oh, look at me. i'm going to touch the butt."
August 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
🤓🤓🤓With a smidge of help from our friends at Merriam-Webster, you can be whelmed with feeling; it's just a strong reaction, but not so strong as to have you completely at a loss of control.🤓🤓🤓
A screenshot of T's phone displaying the Merriam-Webster.com page for the definition of 'whelm.' The page provides the following definition: whelm verb whelmed; whelming; whelms Synonyms of whelm > transitive verb 1 : to turn (something, such as a dish or vessel) upside down usually to cover something: cover or engulf completely with usually disastrous effect 2 : to overcome in thought or feeling: OVERWHELM whelmed with a rush of joy - G. A. Wagner
July 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Oh no, I should definitely try to hide...
Here, I'll put on my super-effective camo outfit.
🤞🤞🤞
A man weariny a black shirt and black jeans faces away from the camera. The back of the black shirts reads in white writing, "I'M VERY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW IF ANY GOTH GIRLS WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME."
May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I was trying ever so hard to confirm my simpless solidarity with my bestie @sparklestarfish.bsky.social...
How the crap is this helping?!?! 😭😭😭

Fr though, I love each and every one of you - simps and all! 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
T's results from website Shindanmaker for "How Many People are Simping You?" with the "Diagnosis results" stating the following: "@unownuser27.bsky.social, after searching our simp database, we found that you have 3 simps. Thats like a love triangle."
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I'm sure the smoke is from the fires of hell that I brought with me.

en.shindanmaker.com/923435
A screenshot of T's a/b/o status/scent result from the post's link. The screenshot reads thus: whats ur a/b/o status scent Diagnosis results @unownuser27.bsky.social is an omega with a smoke and chamomile scent
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Well, it is now...
So annoyed it's my hand thanking you for this gift and not your fine ass self.
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
A two-panel meme. The first panel shows a stick figure man staring at a computer monitor facing away from the viewer; he has a raised eyebrow in wonder. The second is the same figure sighing in annoyance, with the word "sigh" written above him. His hands are on his lap, as he unzips his pants, indicated by the sound effect word "zip" written above his right hand. He will soon be masturbating to the content he has seen, to his annoyance.
April 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Feeling ooey and gooey, hit me with yours. 😊
A graphic entitled, "What colours am I? Interaction bait." It contains 21 different colours with captions reflecting different sentiments to allow one to label how mutuals feel about the Original Poster. From left to right: Row 1. Red - you kinda piss me off Yellow - nice vibes, great mutual. 10/10 Orange - you're my friend <3 Green - you concern me a little, but I still vibe w you Blue - I don't know much about you, but let's be friends Indigo - you kinda scare me Pink - I might have a small crush on you Row 2. Violet- I have a huge crush on you White - Let's commit crimes together Grey - I see you on my TL all the time, + that's okay Black - damn, ya ass phat Cyan - your posts? Always bangers Lime - you're a bully, smh Midnight - Let's watch the stars together :) Row 3. Maroon - I love you platonically Teal - do you sleep? Pls get some rest Magenta - you concern me a lot Brown - hug me pls Forest - you're fun to tease Lilac - you confuse me, but I want to understand you Mint - idk how to feel about you
April 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I refer to the holy scriptures for these philosophical quandries...
Urban Dictionary.

So I'll clean your hair after we're done, and you give me a back massage, deal? 😈😈😈
A screenshot of the first entry for the Urban Dictionary definition of "backshot", listing the following: "backshot To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it internal-like, and jizz on her back, THAT'S a backshot. A good one will hit her hair, a great one will hit the far wall. Watch any generic white people porn, and I'm sure you'll get a great example in no time. by Zemekls June 25, 2005" At the time of the screenshot being taken (7:18pm AEDT on 02/04/2025), it had 6,463 likes and 1,280 dislikes.
April 2, 2025 at 8:22 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I have now, my love - was waiting on your go-ahead.
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
T's phone lock screen wallpaper, containing Kenzi's butt in the middle-bottom section of the screen. The time reads "10:25am" AEDT.
March 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
From the burger menu, select "Settings" and then "Appearance"
You'll get to the below screen; select the options I've got here. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Enjoy, baby! 😘😘😘😘😘
A copy of T's Bluesky app's Settings > Appearance page. In these, the following options have been applied to give the black theme as requested by Mai in the previous post. The options and the selected settings are: Color mode is set to Dark Dark theme is set to Dark Font is set to Theme Font Size is set to Default
February 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
We're keeping this here for austerity and for what I'd like from you while you wear that or your bigger belt (and nothing else).
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
A screenshot from T's Bluesky account of Mai's post replied to. The like counter has reached 69 likes from T's contribution.
February 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Some Advanced Stats (list not final)
The limits expressed here are to be respected AT ALL TIMES!
Any disregard for these will be met with a ❌BLOCK!❌
Advanced Stats (BDSM & Kinks) * Dom-leaning Switch * Specific Dynamics to be Fully Explored - watch this space * Kinks * ✅Established✅ * Auralism (voices, SFX & music) * Body Worship * CFNM & CMNF * CNC * Dirty Talk * Funishment * Impact Play * Praise * Role Play (Text & IRL) * Scratching * Stag/Vixen * Vouyerism * 🧐Exploring🧐 * Bondage/Rope Play (Bottom & Rigger) * Breath Play * Punishment * T*rture Play (limits apply - inquire within) * Vampirism Advanced Stats (BDSM & Kinks) (cont.) * ⚠️Soft Limits⚠️ * Ageplay (limits apply - inquire within) * Public/Exhibitionism * 🛑Hard Limits🛑 * ABDL & Infantilism * Bug Chasing * Cuckolding/Humiliation * N**dles/C*theters (on self or others) * Rainbow Play/Sc*t * Suturing
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
I seem to have become prominent...
Time to formally introduce myself.

I'm T, 34 (at time of writing) & I'm here to goon, all day, all night.

Pics here & below will give you the deets on me, anything else, inquire within...
Don't be shy, always happy to have a chat...
And even something more...😉😏🥵😈
Basic Stats * Current Age & Location in Profile * Updated as needed * Straight White Male (😬) * Pronouns: he/him/his * 🇦🇺 Australian (yes, I've got the accent 😏) 🇦🇺 * 💙 Becoming More Trauma Informed 💙 * 💌 DMs Open to Moots & Follows 💌 * 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQIA+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ * 🤍 Neurodivergent Friendly 🤍 * 😈 BDSM & Kink Friendly 😈 * 🌿 420 Friendly 🌿 * Preferred Pet/Names: * T * Daddy * Master * Papi * Big Boy * Baby * Luv (🇦🇺) * My Love (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) * Meu Amor (Romance/Latin Languages) * Your Culture's Version of My Love (lmk 🥰) * My name (if comfortable - discuss first!) Blocked On Sight * Bots * Minors * No Age in Profile/Pinned Post/Pinned Thread * If none found, I will assume you are either a minor OR a bot (prolly both), which is an immediate BLOCK! * Age-Verified links are acceptable * P*d*philes * Z**philes * MAGAts * R*cists * H*m*ph*bes * Tr*nsph*bes * Mis*gynists * Religious Fanatics of ANY faith * Crypto/NFT S*ll*rs * Anti-V*xxers
January 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
@nickohxc.bsky.social's tip goal is worth reaching - Daddy needs to see his little cumslut get the proper public jerkoff they deserve...
It may even lead to them being fucked proper - a truly delicious sight to behold!!!
😈😈😈😈😈🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦
A picture of Princess Nicko (@nickohxc.bsky.social) lifting up their black shirt to reveal their breasts, their nipples hard and erect.
January 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Hahaha, imagine this part of the thread taken out of context by all our intl. GoonSky community.
Nothing to fear, citizens of the world:
A couple of men who each wear a yellow shirt with the name "the nothing suss institute" wave their hands in a stop motion with the caption "nothing sus" in front
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Comrades who fuck together stick together - go and follow my fellow comrade-in-cum @nickohxc.bsky.social and you too can enjoy in the delights of state-sanctioned debauchery.
🫡🫡🫡🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈
January 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Well, they're right about the 'Other Nut' bit, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(With thanks to @listifications.app)
A message received by T via BlueSky's messaging function from user @listifications.app It reads the following: "2 notifications @sixxtoo.bsky.social has blocked you @ceo.ligma.agency has added you to the "Marxists, Extremists, and Other Nuts" moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:.."
January 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
unownuser27.bsky.social
Lemme continue to spread the happiness and spark joy in the name of love personified @kenziib1999.bsky.social and all my over lovely, lively moots, friendos and friendos-to-be.
If you see yourself, tell me your fave thing about someone else you see!!
💗💗💗💞💞💞🥰🥰🥰
A snippet of T's Skircle.me result.
January 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM