also because Symphony of the Night on PS4 has "Successfully eat a peanut" as an achievement

They could've stopped doing the same-console re-releases when DLC became a thing but instead they just decided to put separate DLC on both versions

in like half the games they are actually children...

and then they threw a ton of talented voice actors onto WarioWare for some reason

No... quite a few of them are scientists' hysterical responses to being outed as racists!

Additionally the fact that the same image of Masahiro Sakurai is used twice is likely a reference to the common joke among fans that he doesn't age due to his youthful appearance despite being over 50, and having looked basically the same since he started doing video presentations over a decade ago.

CDeez nuts lmaooooo

it's on cd rereleases of fragile i think it's far from obscure

plug it into ExxonMobil or something then