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they/them, comedy genius, big fan of Greek gods, will always pick Link in Mario Kart no matter how much I love rose gold Peach
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#promosky

🩵 Breath of the Wild & Tears of the Kingdom

❤️ Hades

🧡 Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss

💚 Mario & Luigi’s Mansion

💛 Greek mythology

💙 Percy Jackson

🩷 Immortals Fenyx Rising

💜 Smosh

🩶 Try Guys

🖤 Stranger Things
employees should not be scared to get in trouble from their bosses for needing to miss their shift to go to the hospital
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I HATE tiktok why the FUCK am I craving an onion boil at 5:20am I DONT EVEN LIKE ONIONS I HATE THEM ACTUALLY
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
god I would never consider sitting back and letting someone confess their feelings for me while knowing I’m about to tell them I don’t want to continue the relationship romantically! That’s so embarrassing!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
binging Ghosts and omg hiii icon @amirtalai.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Manager: no one can request vacation time during the week of Christmas!

Also manager: *takes the entire week of Christmas off for vacation*
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I hope every rich person explodes
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
PSA: Old Navy is transitioning from size inclusive to being fat-phobic!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If you own a company that owns several successful hotels and restaurants across several states, and privately you own a yacht and can take yearly trips out of the country, but you still complain about low level employee pay I think k your yacht should explode.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I have told my boss repeatedly that if she doesn’t schedule me at least 30 hours a week I will lose my insurance and she continues to schedule me like 18 hours. How in the actual fuck does she expect me to afford to literally just be alive?? I already struggle to afford to live on full time hours!
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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ICE is getting paid but air traffic controllers are not. I fucking hate it here.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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TSA agents are being forced to work for free during the government shutdown, while ICE agents continue to collect a salary.
#FUCKICE and #FUCKTRUMP
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I get so sick of my fucking family making everything about religion. I make one no kings post WHICH JS ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT and it’s “I have a king and a lord and I wouldn’t have it any other way” OKAY INWASNT TALKING ABOUT GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Shut up!!!
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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If you work for ICE you are a bad person and I hope you eventually regret being a piece of shit
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@spennser.bsky.social hi, don’t win pitch: tell everyone it’s a regular game of Mario party, everyone thinks they’re competing to win. Halfway through the game (after round 5/6) oh hey surprise it’s actually don’t win! And they have to try to lose after spending 5-6 rounds trying to win.
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me: types 200 words about how I feel like I’m a bad friend and just a bother to the people I love

Me: deletes all that and makes a fart joke instead
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
babes

(Galaxy Con selfies with @amirtalai.bsky.social Joel Perez, and Blake Roman)
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
bookmark THIS *fart sound*
September 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Me when I’m late for work: sorry I was sitting in my car and doing the “I have to finish this song” thing and then more good songs kept playing and then I realized it’s because it’s a playlist of songs I love that I created
September 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what I mean when I say I love men
September 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
drop kick me jesus, through the goal post of life
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Can’t wait for people to go away from me so I can watch the hazbin s2 trailer hi everyone go away!!! Away from me now!!!
September 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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is anyone who's coming to see us at the convention in Des Moines in 2 weeks interested in making www.midwestaccesscoalition.org buttons/stickers for me to give away...?
September 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And keep your fucking useless thoughts and prayers, DO something useful!
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM