My Costco cafe now has a Coke fountain machine!!
August 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My Costco cafe now has a Coke fountain machine!!
The perfect way to say “I don’t know what you like”
January 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The perfect way to say “I don’t know what you like”
Happy Sex with Robots season to all who celebrate!
January 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Sex with Robots season to all who celebrate!
when I drive by one of those “Your Speed” signs I say out loud, “I’m going 38 in a 35?? Should we call the police? Should we invite Bella Hadid?”
December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
when I drive by one of those “Your Speed” signs I say out loud, “I’m going 38 in a 35?? Should we call the police? Should we invite Bella Hadid?”
I think about this tweet every Christmas
December 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I think about this tweet every Christmas
I wasn’t sure how much I wanted to describe this still-new “relationship” to my neighbor/friend, but her response here was perfect 😂
December 11, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I wasn’t sure how much I wanted to describe this still-new “relationship” to my neighbor/friend, but her response here was perfect 😂
I just found the perfect gift for my brother! (He loves seafood & sacrilege)
November 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I just found the perfect gift for my brother! (He loves seafood & sacrilege)
