UnmagicalMe
@unmagicalme.bsky.social
Some dude.
If you follow me and I don't know you or are following mutual peeps, I'm probably going to block you. Just sayin'.
If you follow me and I don't know you or are following mutual peeps, I'm probably going to block you. Just sayin'.
John walked right into that one.
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
John walked right into that one.
Get those Quality Control crews spooled up!
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Get those Quality Control crews spooled up!
Glad it wasn't voting to keep Drew in the room. Drew is out of the room right? 🤨
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Glad it wasn't voting to keep Drew in the room. Drew is out of the room right? 🤨
Looking at this I think, "the blueberries are a weird add". Probably says something about me.
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Looking at this I think, "the blueberries are a weird add". Probably says something about me.
I had to do a search just to refresh my memory as to whether this was a scene from Idiocracy or not.
a man with long hair is sitting in front of a sign that says `` i got a three-point plan to fix everything . ``
Alt: Animated gif from the movie Idiocracy of the wrestler turned president saying `` I got a three-point plan to fix everything. ``
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December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I had to do a search just to refresh my memory as to whether this was a scene from Idiocracy or not.
Them old trees aren't going to petrify themselves yaknow?
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Them old trees aren't going to petrify themselves yaknow?
Why is the bird wearing a tiny hat?
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Why is the bird wearing a tiny hat?
It's like one of them Magic Eye puzzles it is.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's like one of them Magic Eye puzzles it is.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I believe it was Mahatma Rice that said "Be the food crimes you want to see in the world."
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I believe it was Mahatma Rice that said "Be the food crimes you want to see in the world."
That star looks like it's trying to Kirby that cake. ^.^
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That star looks like it's trying to Kirby that cake. ^.^
You're being too specific. Now the nerds might throw you to the dolphins and it'll be your own fault.
If that happens, request one last stop by the ice cream bar or midnight pizza and maybe you can escape.
If that happens, request one last stop by the ice cream bar or midnight pizza and maybe you can escape.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You're being too specific. Now the nerds might throw you to the dolphins and it'll be your own fault.
If that happens, request one last stop by the ice cream bar or midnight pizza and maybe you can escape.
If that happens, request one last stop by the ice cream bar or midnight pizza and maybe you can escape.
It's always baffled me that people are like "'Murka is the greatest richest country on Earth, why should people have free healthcare and economic security?" smh
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It's always baffled me that people are like "'Murka is the greatest richest country on Earth, why should people have free healthcare and economic security?" smh
The only thing that keeps me from attending most of your concerts is my inability to actually remember that they are happening and/or catching the notification on my phone. If either of those fail states aren't met, I'd be there. =)
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The only thing that keeps me from attending most of your concerts is my inability to actually remember that they are happening and/or catching the notification on my phone. If either of those fail states aren't met, I'd be there. =)
They were just in power save mode and needed a nudge.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
They were just in power save mode and needed a nudge.
Were you thinking Personal Jesus, because my brain went to Blasphemous Rumors?
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Were you thinking Personal Jesus, because my brain went to Blasphemous Rumors?
Probably for the best given their state of decline.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Probably for the best given their state of decline.
It'll probably take a few days to incubate before it kills you. Enjoy them well!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It'll probably take a few days to incubate before it kills you. Enjoy them well!
Nope. My Canadian grandparent moved to Florida when I was pretty young, so if it was a thing she did, I missed it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nope. My Canadian grandparent moved to Florida when I was pretty young, so if it was a thing she did, I missed it.
I'd be okay with a nice English meat pie....at least until I try one and then we'll see. But they always look so tasty!
Cake also works. Maybe a nice Black Forest gateau. mmmm
Cake also works. Maybe a nice Black Forest gateau. mmmm
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'd be okay with a nice English meat pie....at least until I try one and then we'll see. But they always look so tasty!
Cake also works. Maybe a nice Black Forest gateau. mmmm
Cake also works. Maybe a nice Black Forest gateau. mmmm
I have been eagerly awaiting "MP3-to cassette adapters: The Life and Times of Joseph Camann" for many, many years.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I have been eagerly awaiting "MP3-to cassette adapters: The Life and Times of Joseph Camann" for many, many years.
The next one though. The next time is when you change your mind!
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The next one though. The next time is when you change your mind!