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minors dni. | proship dni.
minors dni. | proship dni.
Pinned
“ ahaha! of course I do, of course … “
well, now he has to. she didn’t mindlessly bite, so he has to splurge a little. a dinner date wouldn’t be so bad, right?
he nods to himself, before speaking again.
“ how about we grab dinner? “
well, now he has to. she didn’t mindlessly bite, so he has to splurge a little. a dinner date wouldn’t be so bad, right?
he nods to himself, before speaking again.
“ how about we grab dinner? “
〔 he really wasn't good at lying.
he made it painfully obvious that he was just pulling stuff out of his ass , but there was a small glimmer of hope that maybe. just MAYBE , he actually cared to do something nice for her like that. 〕
〝 fine , i'll bite.
but you better actually have an idea. 〞
he made it painfully obvious that he was just pulling stuff out of his ass , but there was a small glimmer of hope that maybe. just MAYBE , he actually cared to do something nice for her like that. 〕
〝 fine , i'll bite.
but you better actually have an idea. 〞
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“ ahaha! of course I do, of course … “
well, now he has to. she didn’t mindlessly bite, so he has to splurge a little. a dinner date wouldn’t be so bad, right?
he nods to himself, before speaking again.
“ how about we grab dinner? “
well, now he has to. she didn’t mindlessly bite, so he has to splurge a little. a dinner date wouldn’t be so bad, right?
he nods to himself, before speaking again.
“ how about we grab dinner? “
she bought it! well, it’s more like she’s about to check out …
“ … it’s , uhm … “
ah! he can figure it out later. maybe he could make due with a lame ass “date”? it’s been so long, she might be happy with anything. or, she could be even angrier …
hum.
“ a surprise! you’ll have to find out. “
“ … it’s , uhm … “
ah! he can figure it out later. maybe he could make due with a lame ass “date”? it’s been so long, she might be happy with anything. or, she could be even angrier …
hum.
“ a surprise! you’ll have to find out. “
〝 . . . 💦 〞
〔 the mention of a date calmed her somewhat , lowering her hand as a blush crept along her features. yet she remained suspicious , especially with that uncertain , almost questioning tone of his. 〕
〝 oh yeah ?
and just what were you planning for that date ? 〞
〔 the mention of a date calmed her somewhat , lowering her hand as a blush crept along her features. yet she remained suspicious , especially with that uncertain , almost questioning tone of his. 〕
〝 oh yeah ?
and just what were you planning for that date ? 〞
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
she bought it! well, it’s more like she’s about to check out …
“ … it’s , uhm … “
ah! he can figure it out later. maybe he could make due with a lame ass “date”? it’s been so long, she might be happy with anything. or, she could be even angrier …
hum.
“ a surprise! you’ll have to find out. “
“ … it’s , uhm … “
ah! he can figure it out later. maybe he could make due with a lame ass “date”? it’s been so long, she might be happy with anything. or, she could be even angrier …
hum.
“ a surprise! you’ll have to find out. “
he puts his hand up defensively, and fearfully. his mind bounces between excuses, and …
“ i was … going to surprise you with … “
no, he can’t say it. but he has to! she’ll fry him til’ he’s smoked medium rare if he doesn’t!
“ a … dddate? “
he botched it! he’s done for! unless …
“ i was … going to surprise you with … “
no, he can’t say it. but he has to! she’ll fry him til’ he’s smoked medium rare if he doesn’t!
“ a … dddate? “
he botched it! he’s done for! unless …
〝 passing through without even saying hi ?
not giving your lovely fiancée some attention ?
i should pulverize you for being so cruel ! 〞
〔 there were little sparks of electricity bouncing from her hand. he'd better find a way to make her feel better ! 〕
not giving your lovely fiancée some attention ?
i should pulverize you for being so cruel ! 〞
〔 there were little sparks of electricity bouncing from her hand. he'd better find a way to make her feel better ! 〕
October 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
he puts his hand up defensively, and fearfully. his mind bounces between excuses, and …
“ i was … going to surprise you with … “
no, he can’t say it. but he has to! she’ll fry him til’ he’s smoked medium rare if he doesn’t!
“ a … dddate? “
he botched it! he’s done for! unless …
“ i was … going to surprise you with … “
no, he can’t say it. but he has to! she’ll fry him til’ he’s smoked medium rare if he doesn’t!
“ a … dddate? “
he botched it! he’s done for! unless …
“ I DIDN’T SAY THAT !! I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH !! “
that shock is coming any second now.
it’s been a long time, so maybe she was a bit antsy …
that shock is coming any second now.
it’s been a long time, so maybe she was a bit antsy …
〝 You have SOME nerve , darling !
Just tell me you hate me -- go on , say it ! SAY IT ! 〞
Just tell me you hate me -- go on , say it ! SAY IT ! 〞
October 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“ I DIDN’T SAY THAT !! I WAS JUST PASSING THROUGH !! “
that shock is coming any second now.
it’s been a long time, so maybe she was a bit antsy …
that shock is coming any second now.
it’s been a long time, so maybe she was a bit antsy …
" WHAT ?! WAIT -- !! "
panicked flailing now. she's pissed off ... !
panicked flailing now. she's pissed off ... !
〝 UNLESS 𝐼͟'𝑀 STUFF , I DON'T CARE !
DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM ME AFTER SO LONG ! 〞
〔 dangling him like a doll. 〕
DON'T YOU DARE RUN FROM ME AFTER SO LONG ! 〞
〔 dangling him like a doll. 〕
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
" WHAT ?! WAIT -- !! "
panicked flailing now. she's pissed off ... !
panicked flailing now. she's pissed off ... !
" ACK -- ! "
panicking and flailing as she yoinks him back.
" a - avoid you? no , no , i just ... have stuff to do ! "
uh - huh.
panicking and flailing as she yoinks him back.
" a - avoid you? no , no , i just ... have stuff to do ! "
uh - huh.
〝 DARLING ?!
are you trying to avoid me , AGAIN ?! 〞
〔 yanking him by the back of his shirt , like holding the scruff of a puppy. 〕
are you trying to avoid me , AGAIN ?! 〞
〔 yanking him by the back of his shirt , like holding the scruff of a puppy. 〕
October 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
" ACK -- ! "
panicking and flailing as she yoinks him back.
" a - avoid you? no , no , i just ... have stuff to do ! "
uh - huh.
panicking and flailing as she yoinks him back.
" a - avoid you? no , no , i just ... have stuff to do ! "
uh - huh.
trying to sneak past ...
October 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
trying to sneak past ...
April 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“ … eh? “
staring up, blinking like a lost child. he was confused now. what does she even mean by that?
“ if you’re not pregnant, what the hell was on that ultrasound ?! now’s not the time for hypotheticals !! “
yeah, it definitely went too far.
staring up, blinking like a lost child. he was confused now. what does she even mean by that?
“ if you’re not pregnant, what the hell was on that ultrasound ?! now’s not the time for hypotheticals !! “
yeah, it definitely went too far.
Ah.
Maybe the prank went too far . . ?
〝 . . well , let's say maybe I'm not pregnant. 〞
Lum spoke carefully , nervously floating a couple inches away.
〝 It'd give you time to figure everything out. You could go to college , or something. Then you don't have to work at a dead - end job ! 〞
Maybe the prank went too far . . ?
〝 . . well , let's say maybe I'm not pregnant. 〞
Lum spoke carefully , nervously floating a couple inches away.
〝 It'd give you time to figure everything out. You could go to college , or something. Then you don't have to work at a dead - end job ! 〞
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“ … eh? “
staring up, blinking like a lost child. he was confused now. what does she even mean by that?
“ if you’re not pregnant, what the hell was on that ultrasound ?! now’s not the time for hypotheticals !! “
yeah, it definitely went too far.
staring up, blinking like a lost child. he was confused now. what does she even mean by that?
“ if you’re not pregnant, what the hell was on that ultrasound ?! now’s not the time for hypotheticals !! “
yeah, it definitely went too far.
“ how could i be okay … “
tears dropping against the floor. she got him to believe her, but at what cost?
… well. she enjoys this, so maybe it’s more at his expense.
“ my family won’t ever see me again … i’ll be a deadbeat, overworked father. i’ll be married to a desk, not my wife … “
aw.
tears dropping against the floor. she got him to believe her, but at what cost?
… well. she enjoys this, so maybe it’s more at his expense.
“ my family won’t ever see me again … i’ll be a deadbeat, overworked father. i’ll be married to a desk, not my wife … “
aw.
Those tears seemed to dry up strangely fast upon hearing Ataru's own upset , floating over to kneel down at his level.
〝 Darling , are you okay ? 〞
Is he actually picturing their life together -- and getting sad over the prospect of not being able to be there for it ?!
She had to hear more !
〝 Darling , are you okay ? 〞
Is he actually picturing their life together -- and getting sad over the prospect of not being able to be there for it ?!
She had to hear more !
April 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“ how could i be okay … “
tears dropping against the floor. she got him to believe her, but at what cost?
… well. she enjoys this, so maybe it’s more at his expense.
“ my family won’t ever see me again … i’ll be a deadbeat, overworked father. i’ll be married to a desk, not my wife … “
aw.
tears dropping against the floor. she got him to believe her, but at what cost?
… well. she enjoys this, so maybe it’s more at his expense.
“ my family won’t ever see me again … i’ll be a deadbeat, overworked father. i’ll be married to a desk, not my wife … “
aw.
“ uuuu … i won’t even get to live with you … “
ah?
it’s hard to tell if he’s upset about that or not.
“ i’ll have to work myself to death … my daughter won’t even get to meet her poor father … “
ah?
it’s hard to tell if he’s upset about that or not.
“ i’ll have to work myself to death … my daughter won’t even get to meet her poor father … “
〝 I'M NOT THAT MISERABLE TO LIVE WITH ! 〞
Lum couldn't pity him even for a second ! He truly was nothing but selfish , wasn't he ? 💢
Lum couldn't pity him even for a second ! He truly was nothing but selfish , wasn't he ? 💢
April 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“ uuuu … i won’t even get to live with you … “
ah?
it’s hard to tell if he’s upset about that or not.
“ i’ll have to work myself to death … my daughter won’t even get to meet her poor father … “
ah?
it’s hard to tell if he’s upset about that or not.
“ i’ll have to work myself to death … my daughter won’t even get to meet her poor father … “
he’s on his hands and knees, muttering to himself as he grips with the … supposed reality of his situation.
“ i’ll have to work two or three jobs to make ends meet … i’ll come home to nothing but spicy food … “
sobbing.
“ my life is over … “
“ i’ll have to work two or three jobs to make ends meet … i’ll come home to nothing but spicy food … “
sobbing.
“ my life is over … “
〝 You still don't believe me ? 〞
A string of sniffles slipped out , moving the bottom of her palm to wipe some of her tears away.
〝 Those were the first pictures of our son or daughter , and you still don't believe me ?
You're too mean , darling . . 〞
A string of sniffles slipped out , moving the bottom of her palm to wipe some of her tears away.
〝 Those were the first pictures of our son or daughter , and you still don't believe me ?
You're too mean , darling . . 〞
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
he’s on his hands and knees, muttering to himself as he grips with the … supposed reality of his situation.
“ i’ll have to work two or three jobs to make ends meet … i’ll come home to nothing but spicy food … “
sobbing.
“ my life is over … “
“ i’ll have to work two or three jobs to make ends meet … i’ll come home to nothing but spicy food … “
sobbing.
“ my life is over … “
staring at the ash with horror in his eyes. it’s like he can’t decide if he believes her or not. 💧
“ … no, you … you’re trying to mess with me! “
point. full panic.
“ y - you can’t be serious … “
huff. hyperventilating.
“ I WAS GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOUR JOKE, TOO ! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS … ! “
“ … no, you … you’re trying to mess with me! “
point. full panic.
“ y - you can’t be serious … “
huff. hyperventilating.
“ I WAS GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOUR JOKE, TOO ! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS … ! “
In come the fake , crocodile tears to persuade with her story.
〝 Because I was going to show you the ultrasounds right after the news !
But then you doubted me and made me angry , now it's all turn to ash . . 〞
There is ash on the floor from the electricity -- made from sriracha receipts.
〝 Because I was going to show you the ultrasounds right after the news !
But then you doubted me and made me angry , now it's all turn to ash . . 〞
There is ash on the floor from the electricity -- made from sriracha receipts.
April 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
staring at the ash with horror in his eyes. it’s like he can’t decide if he believes her or not. 💧
“ … no, you … you’re trying to mess with me! “
point. full panic.
“ y - you can’t be serious … “
huff. hyperventilating.
“ I WAS GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOUR JOKE, TOO ! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS … ! “
“ … no, you … you’re trying to mess with me! “
point. full panic.
“ y - you can’t be serious … “
huff. hyperventilating.
“ I WAS GONNA GO ALONG WITH YOUR JOKE, TOO ! YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS … ! “
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
April 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“ YOU DON’T HAVE PROOF !! “
he yells back, retreating from her — yet backing into a wall whilst crawling off.
“ you think i’d buy that you could keep that from me for six weeks like that ? don’t make me laugh ! “
yet he’d do so nervously, anyway.
“ as if you wouldn’t have told me before! “
he yells back, retreating from her — yet backing into a wall whilst crawling off.
“ you think i’d buy that you could keep that from me for six weeks like that ? don’t make me laugh ! “
yet he’d do so nervously, anyway.
“ as if you wouldn’t have told me before! “
〝 Peh ! I wouldn't try , but my dad would succeed if you're gonna treat me so cruelly ! 〞
The shocking assault would halt for the time being , but static still surrounded her.
〝 You still have time to tell me you believe me before I tell everyone that you're mistreating your pregnant wife ! 〞
The shocking assault would halt for the time being , but static still surrounded her.
〝 You still have time to tell me you believe me before I tell everyone that you're mistreating your pregnant wife ! 〞
April 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“ YOU DON’T HAVE PROOF !! “
he yells back, retreating from her — yet backing into a wall whilst crawling off.
“ you think i’d buy that you could keep that from me for six weeks like that ? don’t make me laugh ! “
yet he’d do so nervously, anyway.
“ as if you wouldn’t have told me before! “
he yells back, retreating from her — yet backing into a wall whilst crawling off.
“ you think i’d buy that you could keep that from me for six weeks like that ? don’t make me laugh ! “
yet he’d do so nervously, anyway.
“ as if you wouldn’t have told me before! “
lumb.
i get unsure of my lum portrayal but there's one thing i know how to do right and that's being overdramatic asf
i get unsure of my lum portrayal but there's one thing i know how to do right and that's being overdramatic asf
April 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by ⊗ - 𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗨 !
bro thinks she's
a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a beam of light in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a beam of light in his hand .
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
bro thinks she's
“ GYAAAAH — !! “
sizzling … he’d force his head to turn back to her. what was this even about ?!
“ you’re a mooch too, you .. !! “
they were just barely graduated! what the hell is this about providing for this imaginary family ?!
“ YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED !! “
sizzling … he’d force his head to turn back to her. what was this even about ?!
“ you’re a mooch too, you .. !! “
they were just barely graduated! what the hell is this about providing for this imaginary family ?!
“ YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED !! “
〝 YOU BIG - HEADED JERK ! 〞
As should've been expected , multiple bolts of lightning would jut out from her palms to electrocute him.
〝 Maybe telling your parents would force you to land a job to provide for your poor wife , you bum ! I'm gonna tell my dad on you , too ! 〞
As should've been expected , multiple bolts of lightning would jut out from her palms to electrocute him.
〝 Maybe telling your parents would force you to land a job to provide for your poor wife , you bum ! I'm gonna tell my dad on you , too ! 〞
April 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“ GYAAAAH — !! “
sizzling … he’d force his head to turn back to her. what was this even about ?!
“ you’re a mooch too, you .. !! “
they were just barely graduated! what the hell is this about providing for this imaginary family ?!
“ YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED !! “
sizzling … he’d force his head to turn back to her. what was this even about ?!
“ you’re a mooch too, you .. !! “
they were just barely graduated! what the hell is this about providing for this imaginary family ?!
“ YOU’RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED !! “
“ haha — !
you just hate that i caught your bluff ! “
and he’d follow suit — internally having himself a fit over the concept of being a father.
he’s not ready for that kind of a thing, let alone with lum! what about his precious harem?!
his world could come crashing down if she was serious …
you just hate that i caught your bluff ! “
and he’d follow suit — internally having himself a fit over the concept of being a father.
he’s not ready for that kind of a thing, let alone with lum! what about his precious harem?!
his world could come crashing down if she was serious …
〝 That's right ! I'll go and tell her since you doubt your precious wife -- and soon - to - be mother of your children , the nerve of you ! 〞
Dramatically , she'd cross her arms and turn away to let him marinate in his anxiety.
〝 I expected better ! 〞
Dramatically , she'd cross her arms and turn away to let him marinate in his anxiety.
〝 I expected better ! 〞
April 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“ haha — !
you just hate that i caught your bluff ! “
and he’d follow suit — internally having himself a fit over the concept of being a father.
he’s not ready for that kind of a thing, let alone with lum! what about his precious harem?!
his world could come crashing down if she was serious …
you just hate that i caught your bluff ! “
and he’d follow suit — internally having himself a fit over the concept of being a father.
he’s not ready for that kind of a thing, let alone with lum! what about his precious harem?!
his world could come crashing down if she was serious …
june.
so funny to me that ataru is willing to do something cute in messing with people with lum and she goes:
“wait but what if i really was pregnant >:(” (ignoring the fact she would have told him instantly and been much more emotional)
so funny to me that ataru is willing to do something cute in messing with people with lum and she goes:
“wait but what if i really was pregnant >:(” (ignoring the fact she would have told him instantly and been much more emotional)
April 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
june.
so funny to me that ataru is willing to do something cute in messing with people with lum and she goes:
“wait but what if i really was pregnant >:(” (ignoring the fact she would have told him instantly and been much more emotional)
so funny to me that ataru is willing to do something cute in messing with people with lum and she goes:
“wait but what if i really was pregnant >:(” (ignoring the fact she would have told him instantly and been much more emotional)
“ hah ?! “
wait, don’t tell —
this heartless witch was really trying to ruin his life! can’t she just admit she got caught joking?! he’d have went with it to mess with everyone at school, too … !
“ don’t you dare !! “
panicking. even though his mom would probably be excited.
wait, don’t tell —
this heartless witch was really trying to ruin his life! can’t she just admit she got caught joking?! he’d have went with it to mess with everyone at school, too … !
“ don’t you dare !! “
panicking. even though his mom would probably be excited.
〝 Just you wait ! 〞
She'll have to plan out faking her symptoms too -- all just to prove him wrong on her own prank !
〝 I'm gonna tell your mom too , see what she thinks ! 〞
Sticking her own tongue out , she'd mimic him.
〝 Bleeeh ! I hope they don't have your stupid stubbornness ! 〞
She'll have to plan out faking her symptoms too -- all just to prove him wrong on her own prank !
〝 I'm gonna tell your mom too , see what she thinks ! 〞
Sticking her own tongue out , she'd mimic him.
〝 Bleeeh ! I hope they don't have your stupid stubbornness ! 〞
April 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“ hah ?! “
wait, don’t tell —
this heartless witch was really trying to ruin his life! can’t she just admit she got caught joking?! he’d have went with it to mess with everyone at school, too … !
“ don’t you dare !! “
panicking. even though his mom would probably be excited.
wait, don’t tell —
this heartless witch was really trying to ruin his life! can’t she just admit she got caught joking?! he’d have went with it to mess with everyone at school, too … !
“ don’t you dare !! “
panicking. even though his mom would probably be excited.
“ ha! “
he’d begin chuckling a bit manically. part fear, part arrogance. if she really was pregnant he was screwed … !
“ keep dreaming, because you know i’m right! “
tongue flailing back and forth.
“ bleeeh! “
only these two would get into a competition over a nonexistent baby.
he’d begin chuckling a bit manically. part fear, part arrogance. if she really was pregnant he was screwed … !
“ keep dreaming, because you know i’m right! “
tongue flailing back and forth.
“ bleeeh! “
only these two would get into a competition over a nonexistent baby.
Taken aback by his retort , her gears turned for a moment.
Wait -- how dare he yell at her and doubt her over the hypothetical of her being pregnant ?! Now she was offended !
〝 I can't wait to tell you I told you so , idiot ! 〞
She'd wear baggier clothes with a pillow under if she had to !
Wait -- how dare he yell at her and doubt her over the hypothetical of her being pregnant ?! Now she was offended !
〝 I can't wait to tell you I told you so , idiot ! 〞
She'd wear baggier clothes with a pillow under if she had to !
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“ ha! “
he’d begin chuckling a bit manically. part fear, part arrogance. if she really was pregnant he was screwed … !
“ keep dreaming, because you know i’m right! “
tongue flailing back and forth.
“ bleeeh! “
only these two would get into a competition over a nonexistent baby.
he’d begin chuckling a bit manically. part fear, part arrogance. if she really was pregnant he was screwed … !
“ keep dreaming, because you know i’m right! “
tongue flailing back and forth.
“ bleeeh! “
only these two would get into a competition over a nonexistent baby.