please, miss gender was my father, call me paul
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
please, miss gender was my father, call me paul
international men's day? why not international men's month? i call it......manuary
January 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
international men's day? why not international men's month? i call it......manuary
when the bloke at the pub is afraid to suck your dick
December 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
when the bloke at the pub is afraid to suck your dick
kicked out of the polycule for saying "let me pop a goog real quick" whenever i google anything
December 7, 2024 at 11:29 AM
kicked out of the polycule for saying "let me pop a goog real quick" whenever i google anything
getting clocked and stared at be like:
what's the matter smoothskin? never seen a t-slur before?
what's the matter smoothskin? never seen a t-slur before?
December 7, 2024 at 10:20 AM
getting clocked and stared at be like:
what's the matter smoothskin? never seen a t-slur before?
what's the matter smoothskin? never seen a t-slur before?
yeah I'm AMAB
Assigned
MILF
At
Birth
Assigned
MILF
At
Birth
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 AM
yeah I'm AMAB
Assigned
MILF
At
Birth
Assigned
MILF
At
Birth
this is what it felt like when i got laughed at for forgetting who hugh grant is
a cartoon of two men standing in the rain with umbrellas
ALT: a cartoon of two men standing in the rain with umbrellas
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 4:47 PM
this is what it felt like when i got laughed at for forgetting who hugh grant is
can't park there mate
November 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
can't park there mate
turned 65 and got my government funded vengabus pass
November 28, 2024 at 7:46 PM
turned 65 and got my government funded vengabus pass
why the hell are italians so obsessed with m-preg?
when i went the waiters wouldn't stop talking about it. "prego" this, "prego" that.
disgusting.
when i went the waiters wouldn't stop talking about it. "prego" this, "prego" that.
disgusting.
October 23, 2023 at 3:21 PM
why the hell are italians so obsessed with m-preg?
when i went the waiters wouldn't stop talking about it. "prego" this, "prego" that.
disgusting.
when i went the waiters wouldn't stop talking about it. "prego" this, "prego" that.
disgusting.
who up hoistin they petard
October 6, 2023 at 9:35 AM
who up hoistin they petard
why do all podcasts have dogshit intro music? show me one with a good theme, and I'll show you someone with awful taste.
September 8, 2023 at 11:28 AM
why do all podcasts have dogshit intro music? show me one with a good theme, and I'll show you someone with awful taste.
there's a secret 10th circle of hell reserved exclusively for people that post on LinkedIn.
September 6, 2023 at 3:19 PM
there's a secret 10th circle of hell reserved exclusively for people that post on LinkedIn.
Je te présente: spaghetti car.
they should have sprayed AI with a big hose after this was made. can't improve on perfection.
they should have sprayed AI with a big hose after this was made. can't improve on perfection.
September 6, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Je te présente: spaghetti car.
they should have sprayed AI with a big hose after this was made. can't improve on perfection.
they should have sprayed AI with a big hose after this was made. can't improve on perfection.
buying some stickers that say "one of the good ones" so I can stick them on the foreheads of CIS people who've clocked me and are gushing over how great I look/brave I am.
August 27, 2023 at 8:20 AM
buying some stickers that say "one of the good ones" so I can stick them on the foreheads of CIS people who've clocked me and are gushing over how great I look/brave I am.
petitioning mental health professionals to add this to depression screening questionnaires.
August 17, 2023 at 9:48 AM
petitioning mental health professionals to add this to depression screening questionnaires.
saying "I don't really like musicals but Bugsy Malone is my favourite" to try and drive musical fans into incredulous rage.
August 9, 2023 at 11:58 AM
saying "I don't really like musicals but Bugsy Malone is my favourite" to try and drive musical fans into incredulous rage.
i am very good at Tony hawk's Pro skater
August 8, 2023 at 7:06 PM
i am very good at Tony hawk's Pro skater
she blue on my sky until i skeet
August 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
she blue on my sky until i skeet