The annoying orange doesn't know what habeas corpus is. Can we tell him Habeas Corpus is the President of Puerto Rico and needs to be called about deporting Bad Bunny?
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The annoying orange doesn't know what habeas corpus is. Can we tell him Habeas Corpus is the President of Puerto Rico and needs to be called about deporting Bad Bunny?
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela! An honor well deserved!
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela! An honor well deserved!
We need to get more Democratic supporters subscribing to Poll King. It's a daily poll set up to normalize MAGA ideology. To subscribe : pollking.com. We need to take them down.
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
We need to get more Democratic supporters subscribing to Poll King. It's a daily poll set up to normalize MAGA ideology. To subscribe : pollking.com. We need to take them down.
Charlie Kirk got rejected at the Pearly Gates for calling Jesus a woke nepo baby.
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Charlie Kirk got rejected at the Pearly Gates for calling Jesus a woke nepo baby.
After canceling Paramount, Hulu, and Disney, I can afford eggs again!
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
After canceling Paramount, Hulu, and Disney, I can afford eggs again!
I wonder what the wind chill will be in Hell the day Jimmy Kimmel apologizes.
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I wonder what the wind chill will be in Hell the day Jimmy Kimmel apologizes.
The last thing we need in the Midwest is Nebraskatraz!
August 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The last thing we need in the Midwest is Nebraskatraz!
Release the Trumpstein Files!
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Release the Trumpstein Files!
Paramount + is no longer allowed in my house, along with Pluto.
July 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Paramount + is no longer allowed in my house, along with Pluto.
I feel sorry for the leopards that ate Roseanne Barr's face!
July 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I feel sorry for the leopards that ate Roseanne Barr's face!
Thoughts and prayers do not give anybody religious freedom for tax exemption.
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Thoughts and prayers do not give anybody religious freedom for tax exemption.
I'm adding "Elon hooks up with Melania" to my bingo card.
June 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm adding "Elon hooks up with Melania" to my bingo card.
Rob Sand for Governor in '26!
April 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Rob Sand for Governor in '26!
Yay! Kim Reynolds isn't running for Governor of Iowa in '26! Hope Covid Kim don't let the door hit her on the way out!
April 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yay! Kim Reynolds isn't running for Governor of Iowa in '26! Hope Covid Kim don't let the door hit her on the way out!
Fox News is starting a Go Fund Me for Elon Musk?????????????? What the fucking fuck!!!!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Fox News is starting a Go Fund Me for Elon Musk?????????????? What the fucking fuck!!!!!!!
Krasnov is a Ruskie Doodle Dandy!
March 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Krasnov is a Ruskie Doodle Dandy!
How many MAGA's does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Those dumb asses have been in the dark since 2016.
February 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
How many MAGA's does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows. Those dumb asses have been in the dark since 2016.
Having RFK Jr. in the cabinet would be the equivalent of having a rhesus monkey in charge of national health.
January 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Having RFK Jr. in the cabinet would be the equivalent of having a rhesus monkey in charge of national health.
Sometimes you just need to jump in the car and unwind.
January 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sometimes you just need to jump in the car and unwind.