Uncle Mike
@unkiemike.bsky.social
마이크 삼촌 Mathematics wonk. Pittie daddy. Horror fanatic. Master of sarcasm. Loving hubby. Professional frightener (retired). Waaay liberal.
Tom Tomorrow and The Simpsons: America's Nostradamii.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Tom Tomorrow and The Simpsons: America's Nostradamii.
Did he struggle to lift it over his giant head?
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Did he struggle to lift it over his giant head?
Why, by Christmas it'll be up to a kajillion!
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why, by Christmas it'll be up to a kajillion!
Look at that smug asshole.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Look at that smug asshole.
There's always a tweet. Or two.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There's always a tweet. Or two.
That style of mustache is most commonly known as a "cum catcher."
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
That style of mustache is most commonly known as a "cum catcher."
I can't wait to skip this.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I can't wait to skip this.
Jeez, even her cranberry sauce looks dry as the Sahara. HTF do you manage that? Parched dressing, arid Mac & cheese, desiccated turkey? Need some Gatorade.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Jeez, even her cranberry sauce looks dry as the Sahara. HTF do you manage that? Parched dressing, arid Mac & cheese, desiccated turkey? Need some Gatorade.
Wow. Tren de Aragua is everywhere. /s
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Wow. Tren de Aragua is everywhere. /s
JFC…stop paying ransoms to fascists.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
JFC…stop paying ransoms to fascists.
I like the way she grips his stock.
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I like the way she grips his stock.
That’s a South Park moment if ever I saw one.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That’s a South Park moment if ever I saw one.
If I’m getting my knees crammed up into my chest for 5 hours I’m going to be dressed as comfy as possible during the ordeal.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If I’m getting my knees crammed up into my chest for 5 hours I’m going to be dressed as comfy as possible during the ordeal.
I can’t imagine anything less attractive to me than sticking around an extra 80 years.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I can’t imagine anything less attractive to me than sticking around an extra 80 years.
Well, looks like I’m never stepping foot in Florida ever again. Cool.
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Well, looks like I’m never stepping foot in Florida ever again. Cool.
That is not “the people’s house” anymore. That’s quickly becoming a tacky tyrant’s palace.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That is not “the people’s house” anymore. That’s quickly becoming a tacky tyrant’s palace.