Stephen Krieger
unkiegrumpy.bsky.social
Stephen Krieger
@unkiegrumpy.bsky.social
Photographer and graphic designer, living in the hell-scape that is NW Florida.
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So, I was taking a dump this morning during a thunderstorm. We have a bidet i like to run at full blast, to really clean out the colon and I was thinking if lighting struck the house, I'd be pegged by God with 300 million volts of electricity!
So, I was taking a dump this morning during a thunderstorm. We have a bidet i like to run at full blast, to really clean out the colon and I was thinking if lighting struck the house, I'd be pegged by God with 300 million volts of electricity!
June 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm thinking about doing stand-up comedy. I'm going to use Bluesky to write down jokes and bits to see how they fly and take suggestions. It's better than the doom scrolling.
June 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How the hell do I get a feed on here that isn't all, "Obama had a laugh with Trump"?

Or even mildly less political?
January 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm starting to get bots following me. Which is weird since I only have 8 followers in total. 🤷‍♂️
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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Doug. Lol
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
My first post to Bluesky. Tada.
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM