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Literally... follow at your own risk. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Occasionally trying to add something useful, otherwise spitting opinions and random humor.
If they knew anything about the actual character... But I digress
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Good thing you didn't work in Compliance, that would be redundant
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
He's a kicker... All toes and ass
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Are we not acknowledging the Punisher shirt... or it's connection to NYC, rather than LA? Or am I missing something?
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
EXACTLY the sort of thing Mike Johnson would say *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Right?

9 individuals recently abducted from a local small business. Reportedly, none allowed to go to their lockers to grab documents, none with criminal records.

Some local press, but the national coverage is twisted up on a related issue.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Suuuure.. you have absolutely, positively no idea what it sounds like.... Riiiiiiight!

HEY EVERYONE! I FOUND MIKE JOHNSON'S ALT-PROFILE ON BLUESKY!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That's the point. Religious freedom for me, not for thee... And not for this minister.

If it had been a conservative baptist outside an abortion clinic, they'd be all for it and rushing to their defense. But, lawd forbid, a liberal minister saying prayer outside an ICE facility.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That's the point. Religious freedom for me, not for thee... And not for this minister.

If it had been a conservative baptist outside an abortion clinic, they'd be up in all for it and rushing to their defense. But, lawd forbid, a liberal minister saying prayer outside an ICE facility.
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Curious... How do we recoup that when it's changed back to Department of Defense...

You know... Defend America, Defend its citizens, Defend the Constitution
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
That's A LOT!
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I clearly overpaid for that gold fish pedi in that fancy resort town
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Something about Trump blowing Bill's "saxophone"... the memes abide
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Think Kegseth even realizes all of that is in The Western Hemisphere, the neighbors he espouses?

Imagine the completely plausible idea (yet still absurd) that he sees this as a war of the "Western Hemisphere" (him: US, Canada, maybe Mexico) against the "Southern Hemisphere" (him: South America)
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Needs more CAPS for em-FASIS
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I mean... You have 5 choices at this point:
1) cafeteria-style, pick and choose while you remain
2) find another church, same god, but aligns with your ideals
3) go church-less, make your own rules
4) celebrate another god, thousands available
5) realize religion is a man-made institution, let it go
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This also means that they COMPLETELY understand the impact of tariffs on domestic consumer prices.
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Except that pesky compounding interest
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social heard you might need some help on egg peeling
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
4 T softened butter
12 hard-boiled eggs, yolks removed
4 T mayonnaise
4 t mustard
1 t hot sauce
Pepper, to taste

Mash yolks into butter, beat in all other ingredients. Chill. Fill egg white halves. Garnish: smoked paprika, coarse salt, a drop of hot sauce and herbed crispy onions or bacon
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
TAX THEM!
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
From the article, seems he is in-step where you might expect... Abortion, nope... Death penalty, nope... Immigration ("welcome the stranger"), yes
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"clerical duties"?
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM