S. Geering
@universalrobot.bsky.social
I can float in the air, but only when I smell a pie cooling on a nearby windowsill.
Can't believe this bandit only gives me 18 experience points.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Can't believe this bandit only gives me 18 experience points.
University of Colorado has a cultivar of red sunflowers, and it's a great addition to my garden.
July 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
University of Colorado has a cultivar of red sunflowers, and it's a great addition to my garden.
Finally got around to watching Common Side Effects and it was real good.
June 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Finally got around to watching Common Side Effects and it was real good.
My buddy found this in a thrift store and I have to know more.
May 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My buddy found this in a thrift store and I have to know more.
Accidentally performed the Imlich maneuver, and now I'm a skeleton.
May 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Accidentally performed the Imlich maneuver, and now I'm a skeleton.
Started oiling my beard again. It's just been so damn squeaky.
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Started oiling my beard again. It's just been so damn squeaky.
Occasionally I remember there is a subplot of the terrible movie Along Came Polly where Phillip Seymour Hoffman plays Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, and damn I really want to see that show.
April 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Occasionally I remember there is a subplot of the terrible movie Along Came Polly where Phillip Seymour Hoffman plays Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, and damn I really want to see that show.
You may not know this about me, but im a big game hunter. Wrestled all these with my bare hands.
March 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You may not know this about me, but im a big game hunter. Wrestled all these with my bare hands.
Finishing God of War Ragnarok makes me even more sure that hitting things with a big axe would solve most of my problems.
March 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Finishing God of War Ragnarok makes me even more sure that hitting things with a big axe would solve most of my problems.
We don't give Harry Belafonte enough credit for rhyming "banana" with "tarantula."
March 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
We don't give Harry Belafonte enough credit for rhyming "banana" with "tarantula."
Terrified that one day my wife will realize I'm actually a cartoon in a man suit.
February 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Terrified that one day my wife will realize I'm actually a cartoon in a man suit.
Really growing concerned that I might not get my super powers before 40.
February 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Really growing concerned that I might not get my super powers before 40.
I'm in the "slept funny and ruined my body" stage of my late 30s.
January 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm in the "slept funny and ruined my body" stage of my late 30s.
Next weekend is going to rule.
January 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Next weekend is going to rule.
It's cold out there.
January 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's cold out there.
Finally framed my @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster from almost a decade ago, so yeah, I think I'm pretty on top of things right now. Excited to wait another 9 years to hang it up!
January 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Finally framed my @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster from almost a decade ago, so yeah, I think I'm pretty on top of things right now. Excited to wait another 9 years to hang it up!
I've replaced the fan on my switch, i am the lord of my domain.
December 31, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I've replaced the fan on my switch, i am the lord of my domain.
I'm a tiki bar convert.
December 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I'm a tiki bar convert.
Playing the Yakuza games makes me wish japan was real.
December 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Playing the Yakuza games makes me wish japan was real.
Wife and cat both snoring in front of the fireplace, pretty sure that's the meaning of Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Wife and cat both snoring in front of the fireplace, pretty sure that's the meaning of Christmas
The least convincing college kids
December 17, 2024 at 5:00 PM
The least convincing college kids
Best way to be as close to the fireplace as possible is to precariously perch on my knee.
December 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Best way to be as close to the fireplace as possible is to precariously perch on my knee.
Gaming back catalog is getting awful long. I could start Yakuza 6, or just try to slay the spire for the millionth time.
December 12, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Gaming back catalog is getting awful long. I could start Yakuza 6, or just try to slay the spire for the millionth time.