A bottle of Frank’s RedHot tumbled out of the back of the car as I lifted the tailgate, shattering to pieces and spilling in two large splotches. What would you recommend to clean the stain it left?

Ohio State’s uniform for their #CFP game looks like some NFL Thursday Night Football color rush uniform. Not a fan.

You know who’s getting coal in their stocking this year? Every person involved in the “BK, have it your way” commercials. I just want to watch bowl games and my ears are assaulted during every commercial break. Coal for every one of those guys!

🎶 “All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games…” 🎶

I just thought about it. Santa was totally fine with the mocking and ostracizing until he needed help. Santa might be a nice guy but he’s got character flaws.