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Charlie Shadowz
@unishadowcorn.bsky.social
Guitarist
Skateboarder
Looking young, feeling old
Ready for the one trick or treater that MIGHT show up, otherwise that bowl of candy’s fuckin mine.

#HappyHalloween #GetOffMyYardYouDamnKids
October 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tried to fix a broken stapler and managed to embed a staple all the way into my thumb at full force. Not my proudest moment, but the excessive bleeding matched the Halloween vibe pretty well. Hope my tetanus shot from 2011 is still holding strong.
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Time for Pokemon Legends Z-A, let’s fuckin goooo

#pokemon #CureMyDepression
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s official everyone, we can all finally listen to Lostprophets again guilt-free!

#lostprophets #rockmusic #FuckThatGuy
October 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is it normal that I pulled a six card pack? Lmao this a TCG birth defect or something?

#pokemon #tcgpocket
#FetalTCGSyndrome
August 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Continuing my long standing tradition of not sitting through multiple takes. Enjoy the solo to Now That I’m Gone by Cold Driven.

#rockmusic #guitar #EhGoodEnough
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I wouldn’t have the evidence prove it in court, but I’m certain the Bluesky creators mixed up the “Show less like this” and “Show more like this” buttons to fuck with us.

#bluesky #GetItOffMyFuckingScreen
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Am I technically a pro skater? No. But, COULD I be? Also no.
The song is Circles by Edgewater.

#skateboarding #NeedBetterClips
July 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The FUCK kind of shoes are these??
#cat #SureYouCanHaveTheBox
July 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Happy 2nd birthday Azula!

#blackcat #GeminiCat
June 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Just traded in some of my old rare pokemon cards, got a little over $600 for them, decided to grab one more box for the road, and somehow managed to pull an almost $300 card.

#Pokemon #ThankYouPsychicCat
June 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Well it’s new car day, swapping out my old Decepticon Barricade for Autobot Bumblebee.
#Transformers #Mustang #Camaro
June 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Azula says “Mlem”

#cat #YouLookRidiculous
May 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Decent haul at the store today, follow my channel for the unboxing and review.

#cat #GetOutMyShitBitch
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🎵Put me to sleeeep, Evil Angel🎵

#cat #breakingbenjamin #DontGiveMeThatFuckingLook
April 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Been a while since I’ve picked my guitar up, so here’s the solo to No Way Out by Bullet for My Valentine.
Enjoy it or don’t. Make your choice.

#guitar #bulletformyvalentine #MetalForNonMetalheads
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
People love to act like digital gaming is the future but I like to own my games, so I bought Assassin’s Creed Shadows on disc. Now all I gotta do is exchange it for one that isn’t scratched and I’ll be good to go!

#AssassinsCreed #gaming #DontLectureMeYouDamnKids
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Wanna see some REAL SPEED bitch??

#mustang #WhatTheFlaccidFuck
February 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Uhh anyone got a towel?

#skateboarding #wellshit
February 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Getting sick a week before my birthday every single year is a pretty fucktastic annual tradition.

#HappyBirthdayToMe
#ThisDoesntNeedAHashtag
January 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Was in the middle of re-binging The Mentalist, and HBOMax snatched that shit from me at midnight. Year’s off to a solid start.
#thementalist #HappyNewYear #FuckinKiddingMe
January 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I got so lucky, Christmas Eve and the store had just what I needed!

#cat #DontLetTheCatOuttaTheBag
December 25, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Working a morning shift on Christmas Eve. I am not fucking merry.
December 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Okay goodnight Azula, I’m gonna trust you, don’t fuck me on this.

#cat #christmas #DontEvenFuckingThinkAboutIt
December 21, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Hate to say it, but I think I’m on team global warming if it means I can skate in December. Keep up the good work, rednecks.
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM