I feel like I didn’t do enough of this this summer and I’m a little tiffed..😔

As a Virgo, if we love you we will say this with enough tact to not shatter you (unless we know you can handle it and need a stiff foot in your ass) and we don’t we’ll let you operate in your own delusion…because fuck you ho lol

YES! That mf borrowed $200 from me in 2014, refused to pay it back then told friends in my hometown that it was me who scammed him! I took his ass to small claims court to fuck up his credit. Karma couldn’t come fast enough

When your scamming ass cousin, who defrauded family, friends, and women on dating apps out of $2 million dollars, is exposed by a Netflix documentary and faces federal charges…. PS- watch Love Con Revenge (Episode 6). Oh, and thanks to @netflix.com! 🤣🤣😆🤣😌

Anyway, here’s some positivity on the TL. Go make a life you’re proud of

Last post, but seeing Jay-Z was the highlight of my fucking year!

Traveling through Texas with the bestie…apparently I’m a hoochie 😂

I’ve been working 50-60 workweeks since February so fuck it the gworls gon get this chonky monkey this summer 😂

I need this weekend in Texas to be a movie fr…good food, music, vibes and me bouncing ass like Stan Smith from American dad..way overdue

Respectfully, don’t hit me up after a month of silence with unsolicited nudes. Who tf raised these idiots?

Chile why Bluesky algorithm got my crush front and center on my tl….lemme gtfo this app

It’s been a good 8+ years here, but God knows I’m ready to leave DC for something different. You can’t beat being able to randomly walk the monuments at night though! #dc

Who else hates daylight savings time?

😂😭😂😂

This is Bishop Mariann Budde, leader of the Episcopal Diocese of D.C., & the Washington National Cathedral. Today while leading the National Prayer Service, she bravely spoke truth in love to Trump & Vance on their cruel, godless intent to mass deport immigrants and persecute minorities. LEADERSHIP

Views from Buckhead this weekend to escape the madness that will be the next four years of DC