Uniped Professor
@unipedprofessor.bsky.social
Teacher, Professor, lover of art history, historian, and poet. I believe in constitutional republics and the power of democracy.
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
From Vonnegut’s third novel ‘Mother Night’
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
From Vonnegut’s third novel ‘Mother Night’
Uh oh, somebody is worried that with the most recent congressperson sworn in, there are now enough votes for the Discharge Petition in the House of Representatives to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. The only people who don't want that information released are...
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Uh oh, somebody is worried that with the most recent congressperson sworn in, there are now enough votes for the Discharge Petition in the House of Representatives to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files. The only people who don't want that information released are...
This is the exact opposite of the Marco's Pizza Pepperoni Inflation report that I ordered. But they did in fact deliver it in under 30 minutes. So we get official data from Door Dash now instead of the data that used to be released by BLS before they fired their data chief for being too...
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is the exact opposite of the Marco's Pizza Pepperoni Inflation report that I ordered. But they did in fact deliver it in under 30 minutes. So we get official data from Door Dash now instead of the data that used to be released by BLS before they fired their data chief for being too...
We're getting teabagged by the Arctic
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We're getting teabagged by the Arctic
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To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
To put the state of the US in gaming terms:
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Most of us are playing a buggy, overtuned survival horror game, while a select few can afford the DLC that turns it into a cozy farming sim with the sole objective of getting the highest score you can.
Whoever donates it to his ballroom will get a airforce base here in the USA ( isn’t that how it works?)
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Whoever donates it to his ballroom will get a airforce base here in the USA ( isn’t that how it works?)
🤣 As an amputee I find this hilarious.
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🤣 As an amputee I find this hilarious.
If one photo captures the entire Trump era, this is it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If one photo captures the entire Trump era, this is it.
Why do they keep calling us...?!
This. This is why. This is what they say when they think no one else will know.
Walk and quack like a duck...
This. This is why. This is what they say when they think no one else will know.
Walk and quack like a duck...
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why do they keep calling us...?!
This. This is why. This is what they say when they think no one else will know.
Walk and quack like a duck...
This. This is why. This is what they say when they think no one else will know.
Walk and quack like a duck...
This is the future of the party unless they face severe consequences for this. Nip it in the bud now or just accept that what liberals claims about the party is for sure true. Deprogram them now because the world has too many...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is the future of the party unless they face severe consequences for this. Nip it in the bud now or just accept that what liberals claims about the party is for sure true. Deprogram them now because the world has too many...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Today we honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day — a time to recognize and celebrate the history, resilience, and contributions of the first people who called this land home.
Find great resources and planning guides here: bit.ly/3VTcTyr
Find great resources and planning guides here: bit.ly/3VTcTyr
October 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Today we honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day — a time to recognize and celebrate the history, resilience, and contributions of the first people who called this land home.
Find great resources and planning guides here: bit.ly/3VTcTyr
Find great resources and planning guides here: bit.ly/3VTcTyr
Florida spends less on public education today than they did before the Great Recession, when adjusted for inflation.
Average teacher pay has decreased in Florida by 11% in the last 10 years when adjusted for inflation.
Tell me again how Florida's government has done right on public education...
Average teacher pay has decreased in Florida by 11% in the last 10 years when adjusted for inflation.
Tell me again how Florida's government has done right on public education...
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Florida spends less on public education today than they did before the Great Recession, when adjusted for inflation.
Average teacher pay has decreased in Florida by 11% in the last 10 years when adjusted for inflation.
Tell me again how Florida's government has done right on public education...
Average teacher pay has decreased in Florida by 11% in the last 10 years when adjusted for inflation.
Tell me again how Florida's government has done right on public education...
Over the weekend, in a span of 24 hours, there were 6 mass shootings across the states of North Carolina, Texas, Louisiana, and Michigan.
Just curious, with the deaths of so many from gun violence in such a short period of time, where was the outrage from...
Just curious, with the deaths of so many from gun violence in such a short period of time, where was the outrage from...
September 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Over the weekend, in a span of 24 hours, there were 6 mass shootings across the states of North Carolina, Texas, Louisiana, and Michigan.
Just curious, with the deaths of so many from gun violence in such a short period of time, where was the outrage from...
Just curious, with the deaths of so many from gun violence in such a short period of time, where was the outrage from...
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Jimmy Kimmel said, "Maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway."
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Jimmy Kimmel said, "Maybe most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway."
Statement from Tylenol:
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Statement from Tylenol:
When one faction complains of malfeasance from the faction in “power” and then employs that same malfeasance to the extreme when they are in power they lose all credibility and prove their outrage was never about principles — it was only about power.
September 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When one faction complains of malfeasance from the faction in “power” and then employs that same malfeasance to the extreme when they are in power they lose all credibility and prove their outrage was never about principles — it was only about power.
One falsehood after another in this announcement. And please don't take my word for it. Look up each individual claim made for yourself. Heck, even the researchers involved in the one study he name-... www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Trump blames Tylenol for autism. Science doesn't back him up
President Trump and his deputies tied autism to acetaminophen use during pregnancy, presented a cancer drug as a possible treatment, and said the FDA would change labeling to reflect both claims. Ther...
www.npr.org
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One falsehood after another in this announcement. And please don't take my word for it. Look up each individual claim made for yourself. Heck, even the researchers involved in the one study he name-... www.npr.org/sections/sho...
