i'm Italian and i give you permission to say it

Robert Fool, Esquire

i'm usually anti grammar pedantry but the dad joke approach you used here is *chefs kiss*

This reads to me like Neruda. Beautiful.

Oh no I'm so sorry. May his memory be a blessing.

I wonder how many brands/recipes they have in the replicator at Quark's.

they're literally pulling people off the streets and sending them to camps, lilith. it's not third party voters doing that.

jesus why blame people who couldn't vote for genocide instead of people who actually voted for trump because they're gutter racists? third party voters didn't lose the election for Harris, and this kind of condescension doesn't convince anyone. it just makes you feel smug and superior.

Looks like Derrick Barry

You can just say you miss them on the nazi site

I can imagine it's especially less funny if you're Shohei Ohtani

"involuntary execution" is a funny choice of words

Wow, RNs at a big hospital in College Station just filed for a union election, too. Whatever is in the water there we need to scale up.

RETVRN to a bygone era when lonely men would drink whiskey and learn to play guitar instead of becoming whiny online misogynists

It's bad but "from the late 1900s" absolutely kills me

I wasn't paying attention and didn't realize those were both you lol.