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死ね. (d)ie.
@unimpresseddad.bsky.social
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unimpresseddad.bsky.social
FINALLY!!!

After over three months and at least 625 packs I finally got my fish!!!!

I redownloaded this app when the celestial guardians packs dropped specifically for this boy 🥲

I so happy. Wishiwashi gang rise up
Screenshot of Pokemon TCG pocket. On screen is a special art rare rainbow Wishiwashi EX card. The holo card has a shimmering rainbow border and full artwork of Wishiwashi (a water pokemon) in school form (taking a shape resembling a whale or shark). The art depicts the massive size of the pokemon from underneath, at an angle in which the head of the pokemon takes up the entire card. Below the card are two gold stars indicating rarity, beneath which the words 'tap to proceed' sit on the screen. Above the card the words 'Got it!' hang left centered in large, bold white lettering. Screenshot of Pokemon TCG pocket. On screen is a special art rare rainbow Wishiwashi EX card. The holo card has a shimmering rainbow border and full artwork of Wishiwashi (a water pokemon) in school form (taking a shape resembling a whale or shark). The art depicts the massive size of the pokemon from underneath, at an angle in which the head of the pokemon take up the entire card. The card sits in a display board with an exquisite etched gold frame, complimenting the rainbow border of the card itself. In the background of the display case, a shining blue sky full of fluffy white clouds. Bright and shimmering sparkles and lens flare effects decorate the sky, providing an ephemeral feel.
August 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
It calls to me like the goblin mask...

"Turn on all your retailer notifications....

Load your card info for fast checkout.....

Stay up for three days and three nights, scouring the net for any glimpse of a preorder...."
Norman Osborns green goblin mask, hanging from a dumpster. A popular meme from the 2021 film 'Spiderman: No Way Home'.
April 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Celebrating my twitter uninstall by dropping the unfiltered drafts
Screenshot of the user's Twitter drafts, most of which have never seen the light of day until now. Sorry if the image doesn't open it's all text and I cba to type it out at this time
January 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Nice
Pokemon TCG app screenshot of Celebi EX portal card Pokemon TCGP screenshot of the immersed world within the Celebi EX portal card. In it, Celebi is seen flying away from the viewer, looking backwards while floating through a swampy forest. Foliage and trees border the screen. On the upper right side of the screen, a Mankey is seen resting on a tree branch. A Florges is shown on top of a mushroom on the left side of the screen. Some of the flora in the foreground of the artwork sparkles with light.
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Felt like I really had the teams trust w this one. No one tried to run for cover, they said 'either she got it or it's over'..

(We still lost and I got no thumbs up 🥲)
December 13, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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Big things in store tomorrow
Screenshot of Duolingo Streak. On the right side is a lit flame indicating the user is on fire. On the left in large font is the number 999 (the words 'day streak!' below it). In gold lettering above the number are the words "Streak Society". User is on a 999 day learning streak
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
After the longest dry spell of choosing all the wrong Wonder Picks, I just grabbed these two back to back???

Rainbow Zapdos & a holo Spanish full art Arcanine Ex
Screenshot of a full art Rainbow Zapdos Ex pokemon card from the app Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket. Pulled from a Wonder Pick. Screenshot of a Spanish full art Arcanine Ex holo pokemon card from the app Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket. Pulled from a Wonder Pick.
December 6, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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Spotify said I listened to 1,488 artists and 3,333 songs.... But I really love Hozier
Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped depicting users top artists of 2024 as follows: 1. Hozier 2. Billie Eilish 3. My Chemical Romance 4. Noah Kahan 5. Kendrick Lamar. Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped depicting details of the users top artist of 2024. The user spent the most time this year listening to Hozier at a whopping 5,278 minutes. This places them at the top 0.1% of Hozier listeners on Spotify worldwide. Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped depicting users top songs of 2024 as follows: 1. De Selby (Part 2) by Hozier. 2. First Time by Hozier. 3. Unknown/Nth by Hozier. 4. Francesca by Hozier. and 5. Eat Your Young by Hozier. The user would like to clarify that he did listen to over 1400 other artists this year, but kept going back to Hozier. Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped depicting users top artists and songs of 2024. On the left, the top artists in order beginning with 1. Hozier 2. Billie Eilish 3. My Chemical Romance 4. Noah Kahan and 5. Kendrick Lamar. On the right, the top songs in order beginning with 1. De Selby (Part 2) 2. First Time 3. Unknown/Nth 4. Francesca and 5. Eat Your Young. The image also depicts that the user has spent 51,686 minutes listening to music on Spotify this year.
December 5, 2024 at 3:11 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Did a 10-pack and pulled the "we have God Pack at home"
November 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Please let me keep this peace for as long as I can
Screenshot of the muted words panel within BlueSky settings, depicting that the user has muted the all tags and text of the words "trump" and "maga"
November 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Me: wow! So cool seeing everyone get these cool card pulls in TCG. Hope I get something cool soon 😌

Me: 😦
November 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Looking for friends on Pokémon TCG Pocket!

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Screenshot of mobile app game Pokemon The Card Game Pocket containing player information for user Unimpressed
October 31, 2024 at 11:11 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
I enjoy your work and I appreciate you disclosing you used AI and how it was used, but if you care about your own work and your fellow creatives I don't think the ends justify the means with AI.

Next time maybe consider reaching out to a VA. People can also create things that work super well.
Comic panel image of Batman destroying a firearm stating "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
October 25, 2024 at 12:07 PM
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A screenshot of a Twitter post from user Jerma985. The photos in the post convey a dark hamburger helper mascot, while the text conveys the user's dark twisted reality.
October 20, 2024 at 12:47 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
I'd definitely be a normal type leader, for one bc at first I don't think there's anything standout about me or my pokemon, but for two because I love the trope of normal characters going sicko mode.

Bc of this, my signature pokemon would HAVE to be a wishiwashi
A picture of a solo form Wishiwashi. Wishiwashi is a blue and white water type pokemon with the appearance of a fish A picture of a school form Wishiwashi, a water-type pokemon taking the appearance of a large deep blue fish resembling a shark or whale. When endangered, Wishiwashi will form a school with a terrifying power. In this form they are known as the "demon of the sea".
October 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
DO NOT EAT ALL 180 FLINSTONE GUMMIES AT ONCE
October 18, 2024 at 6:07 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
I don't even play smash like that anymore but I still think about this online match where the Link slashed me on beat
October 18, 2024 at 5:50 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
I don't normally post irl pics but this ramen was so delicious I need people to understand
October 18, 2024 at 5:42 AM
unimpresseddad.bsky.social
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
October 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Expansion pass, season pass, battle pass, cosmetics, DLC, booster packs, microtransactions
October 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM