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FORTIS FORTUNA ADIUVAT.
All of a sudden every agency in Nigeria is firing on all cylinders both the ones that were once pronounced dead have been exhumed and brought back to life because Trump made a post on Truth Social.
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Soon he will demand for the key 🗝️. 😂
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Honorable Malema order! 😂
May 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Gov Eno, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 doesn't even have the courage to simply come out and say he is defecting to the APC 😂.

The long sermon ugh 😩.

Meanwhile Segun Sowunmi continues having wet dreams with Peter Obi.

Nigerian politics is a criminal adventure where the tongues of pastors are serpents.
May 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Is twitter toast? That shit ain't working no mo.
May 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They are coming for black South Africans... I wonder, I wonder.
February 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Adolf Hitler was also nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939 by Erik Brandt, a Swedish parliamentarian and anti-fascist. However, the nomination was intended as a satire to criticize the nomination of British PM Neville Chamberlain, who had been praised for the Munich Agreement with Hitler.
January 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
As a Nigerian watching what Elon did in USA and now Europe and precisely Germany.

Why are South Africans not planning to save South Africa?

They told you, you are the best African cos you gave your country to foreigners.

What is being propagated is what they are telling you not to do in SA.
January 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐😋
December 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Good morning may this spirit take over your soul, I wish this for and me.

Joy 😊!
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 AM
Please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app 🙏 kindly fix the vid upload to include either chopped offline to 60secs or use the app to chop.

Thank you.
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 AM
X. Is daily becoming an ex cos what the actual fuck is this, I can't even send a freaking tweet like I used to on Twitter 😂
December 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Which of these?
Comment your token.

$OM @MANTRA_Chain
$ONDO @OndoFinance
$PENDLE @pendle_fi
$POLYX
$ONI @onino_io
$LUMIA @BuildOnLumia
$PRCL @Parcl
$PEAQ @peaq
$CTC @Creditcoin
$HIFI @HifiFinance
$TRU @TrueFiDAO
$HPO @HippoWallet
$RWA @xendfinance
$USUAL @usualmoney
$CHR @Chromia
$TOKEN @tokenfi
December 3, 2024 at 9:34 PM
If Nigeria 🇳🇬 worked, this kinds of things will be dismissed the minute it hits the court.

But you see nothing here is foreign to us.
x.com/thedichotome...
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
When you see a Nigerian mosquito 🦟 you will know.
Vampire on a Raspberry✓
Apollonia Saintclair✓
2021, Europe.

A baleful wraith alights,
Its needle poised for taboo delights. On alabaster skin, it weaves its spell, sipping nectar where secrets dwell. Lines entwine in shadowed romance. Essence flows on this intimate sensual mark on a canvas heart.
December 3, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Made out of wood? 🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵
December 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Nigerians and Africans 😂
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Bluesky is now becoming the Twitter X isn't.

The skyline is getting more interesting than the timeline.
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
She was so sure, I knew she has something up her sleeves 🤣
November 29, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Tomorrow Thursday 7pm German time not Nigerian time 😂, me and my friends will be talking to the Co-founder and CFO of ONINO BLOCKCHAIN SOLUTIONS. We will be head-diving into #RWA $ONI and their Developer Platform. x.com/i/spaces/1dR...
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
If this was in. Nigeria one god of men would've been buying private jets every year with it.

The amount of single women, quick money seeking fools and miracle searching folks that will be trooping here ehn 😂.
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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What? No way.

You won't find a *Real* Nigerian anywhere near that bridge. A real Nigerian wouldn't be caught dead stuck in the midst of such unwashed masses. Mtcheeeew

If it were truly a bidge to anywhere important, a real Nigerian would have made a tunnel there

That's how we roll, shey you get?😜
November 25, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I want an explanation, I don't care from who. If this was to be the bridge to heaven... Nigerians will find a way to bypass it.

Apiamway sweet us die.
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
South Africans 😂, who is stunned?
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM