Unicycle Girl
@unicyclegirl.bsky.social
Transgender unicyclist.
I also go by "that girl over there", "her", or "that weird girl on a unicycle"
I sometimes do good morning messages. If I remember to put them here.
She/her
I also go by "that girl over there", "her", or "that weird girl on a unicycle"
I sometimes do good morning messages. If I remember to put them here.
She/her
Good morning everyone! The purpose of this message is to remind you to take your meds, drink water, eat food and be kind to yourself. The reminder to do those things is coming now. Take your meds, drink water, eat food and be kind to yourself. You have been reminded to do all these things
September 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Good morning everyone! The purpose of this message is to remind you to take your meds, drink water, eat food and be kind to yourself. The reminder to do those things is coming now. Take your meds, drink water, eat food and be kind to yourself. You have been reminded to do all these things
Good morning everyone! Dance time! You all know the moves! Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Take your meds now, yall. One food this time! Great day, real smooth!
Freeze! EVERY BODY TAKE YOUR MEDS!
Freeze! EVERY BODY TAKE YOUR MEDS!
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Good morning everyone! Dance time! You all know the moves! Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Take your meds now, yall. One food this time! Great day, real smooth!
Freeze! EVERY BODY TAKE YOUR MEDS!
Freeze! EVERY BODY TAKE YOUR MEDS!
🎵 This is the good morning song! It isn't very long! 🎵
🎵 Take your meds and drink your water! Do self care, you really oughtta! 🎵
🎵 This was the gooooood mooooooorniiiiiing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNG! 🎵
(Whatever tune you came up with in your head for the song is right)
🎵 Take your meds and drink your water! Do self care, you really oughtta! 🎵
🎵 This was the gooooood mooooooorniiiiiing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNG! 🎵
(Whatever tune you came up with in your head for the song is right)
September 15, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🎵 This is the good morning song! It isn't very long! 🎵
🎵 Take your meds and drink your water! Do self care, you really oughtta! 🎵
🎵 This was the gooooood mooooooorniiiiiing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNG! 🎵
(Whatever tune you came up with in your head for the song is right)
🎵 Take your meds and drink your water! Do self care, you really oughtta! 🎵
🎵 This was the gooooood mooooooorniiiiiing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNG! 🎵
(Whatever tune you came up with in your head for the song is right)
Yo, skibidi morning, fam! Remember to stay rizz today, fr fr.
...I have no idea if I said that right, but. Young kids need self care too!
...I have no idea if I said that right, but. Young kids need self care too!
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Yo, skibidi morning, fam! Remember to stay rizz today, fr fr.
...I have no idea if I said that right, but. Young kids need self care too!
...I have no idea if I said that right, but. Young kids need self care too!
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! Take care of yourself today! Okay you can have your ears back now, thanks!
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! Take care of yourself today! Okay you can have your ears back now, thanks!
Good morning everyone! You know those versions of tag where after you get tagged you have to do something? Ive come up with my own! Great day tag- if you're tagged you have to have a great day! TAG! Gotcha!
September 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Good morning everyone! You know those versions of tag where after you get tagged you have to do something? Ive come up with my own! Great day tag- if you're tagged you have to have a great day! TAG! Gotcha!
Good morning everyone! This is not a reminder to be kind to yourself and others. I think it would be nice. But im not reminding you (I am, however, trying to guilt you into it)
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Good morning everyone! This is not a reminder to be kind to yourself and others. I think it would be nice. But im not reminding you (I am, however, trying to guilt you into it)
Good morning everyone! Im looking for a volunteer. There's a photoshoot with a theme "great day", so i need a model to take their meds, drink water, eat food, and be kind. All at once. I think that would capture the essence of a great day in an image!
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Good morning everyone! Im looking for a volunteer. There's a photoshoot with a theme "great day", so i need a model to take their meds, drink water, eat food, and be kind. All at once. I think that would capture the essence of a great day in an image!
Good morning everyone! Can you all help me crowdsource a decision? I'm thinking ill drink water, take my meds, eat food, and be kind today. But I'm not sure which ones to do first!
September 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning everyone! Can you all help me crowdsource a decision? I'm thinking ill drink water, take my meds, eat food, and be kind today. But I'm not sure which ones to do first!
Good morning everyone! Isn't it crazy how fast time flies? It feels like its been 24 hours since I last took my meds! crazy!
September 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Good morning everyone! Isn't it crazy how fast time flies? It feels like its been 24 hours since I last took my meds! crazy!
The 5 stages of mourning a great day due to lack of self care.
Denial: I don't need to be kind to myself
Anger: Why am I so hungry and thirsty!? Argh!
Bargaining: Can I have some of your food if I do a little dance?
Depression: Ugh. Bored.
Acceptance: My friend came out to me, and i accept them
Denial: I don't need to be kind to myself
Anger: Why am I so hungry and thirsty!? Argh!
Bargaining: Can I have some of your food if I do a little dance?
Depression: Ugh. Bored.
Acceptance: My friend came out to me, and i accept them
September 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The 5 stages of mourning a great day due to lack of self care.
Denial: I don't need to be kind to myself
Anger: Why am I so hungry and thirsty!? Argh!
Bargaining: Can I have some of your food if I do a little dance?
Depression: Ugh. Bored.
Acceptance: My friend came out to me, and i accept them
Denial: I don't need to be kind to myself
Anger: Why am I so hungry and thirsty!? Argh!
Bargaining: Can I have some of your food if I do a little dance?
Depression: Ugh. Bored.
Acceptance: My friend came out to me, and i accept them
Good morning everyone! Scientists just discovered how microscopic life manages to communicate! They just have 1 way to move to indicate "food", one for "water" and one for "meds", and they just cycle between the motions!
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Good morning everyone! Scientists just discovered how microscopic life manages to communicate! They just have 1 way to move to indicate "food", one for "water" and one for "meds", and they just cycle between the motions!
Good morning everyone! Will the real slim shady please stand up? Thank you. Now will everyone who isn't the real slim shady please take take care of themselves? Thank you
August 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning everyone! Will the real slim shady please stand up? Thank you. Now will everyone who isn't the real slim shady please take take care of themselves? Thank you
Good morning everyone! I'm gonna Bugs Bunny myself into self care! It's food time! Wait, water time! Food time! Water time! Water time! Foodtime, eat!
August 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Good morning everyone! I'm gonna Bugs Bunny myself into self care! It's food time! Wait, water time! Food time! Water time! Water time! Foodtime, eat!
The following message is based on a true story: **Dumdum**... "Good morning everyone! I took my meds, you should do it too!"
...Executive producer, Dick Wolf
...Executive producer, Dick Wolf
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The following message is based on a true story: **Dumdum**... "Good morning everyone! I took my meds, you should do it too!"
...Executive producer, Dick Wolf
...Executive producer, Dick Wolf
Good morning everyone! 10 out of 10 doctors agree that you should take care of yourself! And that's super rare, there's NOTHING that all the doctors agree about. One of them is always petty and refusing to agree out of spite
August 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Good morning everyone! 10 out of 10 doctors agree that you should take care of yourself! And that's super rare, there's NOTHING that all the doctors agree about. One of them is always petty and refusing to agree out of spite
MORNING KOMBAT! Do-do-do-dodidyou-take-your-meds? (In my head this perfectly tracks to the Mortal Kombat theme, but if it doesn't work for you, just take care of yourself today and try reading it again tomorrow)
August 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
MORNING KOMBAT! Do-do-do-dodidyou-take-your-meds? (In my head this perfectly tracks to the Mortal Kombat theme, but if it doesn't work for you, just take care of yourself today and try reading it again tomorrow)
Good morning everyone! I've been working on a rap-musical about self care and taking your meds. Can anyone get me in touch with Lin-Manuel Miranda? ...By "working on" I mean I came up with the idea and want him to do all the work
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Good morning everyone! I've been working on a rap-musical about self care and taking your meds. Can anyone get me in touch with Lin-Manuel Miranda? ...By "working on" I mean I came up with the idea and want him to do all the work
Good morning everyone! Did you all see the amazing news? Yesterday the world champion of Great Day Having, Johnathan Greatday, got beaten at having a great day! Becky Foodwatermeds beat him! It was an amazing upset!
August 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Good morning everyone! Did you all see the amazing news? Yesterday the world champion of Great Day Having, Johnathan Greatday, got beaten at having a great day! Becky Foodwatermeds beat him! It was an amazing upset!
Good morning everyone! I've got a scary story for you: One day... There was a person... Who didn't eat any food or drink any water! And they had a bad day! The moral of the story: Eat food, drink water!
August 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good morning everyone! I've got a scary story for you: One day... There was a person... Who didn't eat any food or drink any water! And they had a bad day! The moral of the story: Eat food, drink water!
Good morning everyone! Remember to take your meds, drink water, eat food, be kind, and burn a sacrifice upon the altar of Gratious Dayicus, the God of great days!
August 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good morning everyone! Remember to take your meds, drink water, eat food, be kind, and burn a sacrifice upon the altar of Gratious Dayicus, the God of great days!
Captains log, star date: 1234.56. I've encountered a strange and unique society. One wherein the aliens manage to always have a great day, despite not eating food or drinking water. Further study is necessary, to see if this quality can be applied to humans. Although we doubt it
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Captains log, star date: 1234.56. I've encountered a strange and unique society. One wherein the aliens manage to always have a great day, despite not eating food or drinking water. Further study is necessary, to see if this quality can be applied to humans. Although we doubt it
Hear ye hear ye! By Royale Decree, it hath been ordered that all who have their meds, water, food, and kindness, shall have a great day! So sayth the queen! Huzzah!
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hear ye hear ye! By Royale Decree, it hath been ordered that all who have their meds, water, food, and kindness, shall have a great day! So sayth the queen! Huzzah!
Missed connection: M4M (Me 4 meds)
Me: Just woke up, needed to take meds.
You: Medications I'm supposed to take
Maybe we can meet up sometime and have a great day?
Me: Just woke up, needed to take meds.
You: Medications I'm supposed to take
Maybe we can meet up sometime and have a great day?
August 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Missed connection: M4M (Me 4 meds)
Me: Just woke up, needed to take meds.
You: Medications I'm supposed to take
Maybe we can meet up sometime and have a great day?
Me: Just woke up, needed to take meds.
You: Medications I'm supposed to take
Maybe we can meet up sometime and have a great day?
Good morning, everyone! Take care of yourself! Or to put it into the most universal language, yelling: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
August 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning, everyone! Take care of yourself! Or to put it into the most universal language, yelling: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!