Augs&RockyFella
@unicornmullet.bsky.social
Unracing cyclist with Matt Damon obsessed Jack Russell makes drastic changes in late 40’s. Still a Lions fanatic. I hate Ohio.
It’s 3am. My brother just arrived from Michigan with my new bike. He basically parked the car, set up shop- and went to work on assembly.
He built this bike for me and I’m nearly crying. It’s one of, if not the best, birthday presents ever.
I have 4 bikes in my house. It’s like bike porn in here
He built this bike for me and I’m nearly crying. It’s one of, if not the best, birthday presents ever.
I have 4 bikes in my house. It’s like bike porn in here
February 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
It’s 3am. My brother just arrived from Michigan with my new bike. He basically parked the car, set up shop- and went to work on assembly.
He built this bike for me and I’m nearly crying. It’s one of, if not the best, birthday presents ever.
I have 4 bikes in my house. It’s like bike porn in here
He built this bike for me and I’m nearly crying. It’s one of, if not the best, birthday presents ever.
I have 4 bikes in my house. It’s like bike porn in here
This is Rockefeller. He was very angry when I first adopted him. He had attacked another dog. He was threatened with euthanasia. I stepped in and grabbed them, took him home, bought him a bed. Got him a few toys and cheese. Now he’s the sweetest boy ever and has no stress. He even has his own pack.
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
This is Rockefeller. He was very angry when I first adopted him. He had attacked another dog. He was threatened with euthanasia. I stepped in and grabbed them, took him home, bought him a bed. Got him a few toys and cheese. Now he’s the sweetest boy ever and has no stress. He even has his own pack.
I have that same weakness.
Hold out as long as you can
Hold out as long as you can
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I have that same weakness.
Hold out as long as you can
Hold out as long as you can
He’s doing the work for us. Let him break his own regime down
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
He’s doing the work for us. Let him break his own regime down
Rockafella says “hey fam”
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Rockafella says “hey fam”
Rockafeller wants to know where auditions are held.
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Rockafeller wants to know where auditions are held.
Mullet bike build is coming along.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Mullet bike build is coming along.
My Jack Russell, rockyfella, is the strangest dude ever. He is committed to greeting everyone, except me (his owner). He has world class side eye game, is a champion digger, a Matt Damon fanboy, and a taco Tuesday fanatic. Dude gets 1/2 a taco a week; throws a fit if I miss a Tuesday.
What’s today?
What’s today?
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 AM
My Jack Russell, rockyfella, is the strangest dude ever. He is committed to greeting everyone, except me (his owner). He has world class side eye game, is a champion digger, a Matt Damon fanboy, and a taco Tuesday fanatic. Dude gets 1/2 a taco a week; throws a fit if I miss a Tuesday.
What’s today?
What’s today?
Where did you get the harness?
Also, Rocky T Fella… he says “hey fam”
Also, Rocky T Fella… he says “hey fam”
January 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Where did you get the harness?
Also, Rocky T Fella… he says “hey fam”
Also, Rocky T Fella… he says “hey fam”
It’s also quite hilarious that you’re online trying to tell a stranger how she should be, where she is wrong, and so on and so on.
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It’s also quite hilarious that you’re online trying to tell a stranger how she should be, where she is wrong, and so on and so on.
Holy fuck look at what you decided to ignore
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Holy fuck look at what you decided to ignore
And here it is!
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
And here it is!
Rocky with his female obsession, actress Sasha Alexander. Dude is a big fan of the movie “The Ride.”
Rocky wants me to tell everyone he hates Nazis, and he loves bmx movies.
Rocky wants me to tell everyone he hates Nazis, and he loves bmx movies.
January 27, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Rocky with his female obsession, actress Sasha Alexander. Dude is a big fan of the movie “The Ride.”
Rocky wants me to tell everyone he hates Nazis, and he loves bmx movies.
Rocky wants me to tell everyone he hates Nazis, and he loves bmx movies.
I don’t own a cat. I have a dog. He isn’t sure about cats- I think it depends on if said cat likes Matt Damon (I’m not joking).
he also is cool with everyone except Nazis (he hates them).
I give you…Rocky T Fella aka The Duke of Dartmouth
he also is cool with everyone except Nazis (he hates them).
I give you…Rocky T Fella aka The Duke of Dartmouth
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I don’t own a cat. I have a dog. He isn’t sure about cats- I think it depends on if said cat likes Matt Damon (I’m not joking).
he also is cool with everyone except Nazis (he hates them).
I give you…Rocky T Fella aka The Duke of Dartmouth
he also is cool with everyone except Nazis (he hates them).
I give you…Rocky T Fella aka The Duke of Dartmouth
Rocky T Fella says “hi fam!”
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Rocky T Fella says “hi fam!”
