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Alfred the Unicorniest
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Punster, puzzler & pedant.
Twitter handle: @corniest2016
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Theophilus, Amadeus, and Gottlieb walk into a pub. The barman looks up and mutters "Oh, for the love of god..."
February 8, 2024 at 2:02 PM
People who like grapes but don’t know if they like raisins must not have dried them.
February 8, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Do you mean there’s one item that you’ve never heard of, or are you referring to all four of the items in that group? 🤔
February 8, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Congratulations, Gareth!
February 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Current count here: 327
February 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Realize (or more commonly “realise” in British English) also has two meanings: to understand something, or to make something a reality.

“Once I realized that I wasn’t as incapable as I had thought, I was able to realize my dream.”
February 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Once again, it’s the same in French.

sensible (fr) = sensitive (en)
sensible (en) = sensé (fr)
February 1, 2024 at 4:34 PM
March 15th, huh? Be aware it’s the Ides of March!
January 31, 2024 at 2:18 PM
No, only $25,998.😉
January 30, 2024 at 12:44 PM