Anon Filly
unicornfarts.bsky.social
Anon Filly
@unicornfarts.bsky.social
If someone at work that has rank over you says your coworker or boss is great to work with; brownnoser, every time
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Do not attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 AM
@govevers.wisconsin.gov Please veto AB672
January 14, 2026 at 6:15 AM
When do we finally DO something?
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The fundamental problem at the root of American culture is that your drunk uncle thinks he has the right to live his life according to whatever nonsense he's swallowed.

We will never escape our current crisis until we finally have the balls to say "Fuck you, he's a doctor, listen or die"
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Stray kids really were the worst national tragedy until you grow up and suddenly noone talks about them
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When you think about it, it's fucking weird all the best flash games ended up on a math website
December 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The problem with the term pegasister is that it can also be read as "peg a sister"
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Megamind, a movie that bodly asks "what if Superman was an incel"
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Atp I'd much rather just pay a subscription for social media instead of this age verification nonsense. The ads were bad enough already.

And if people don't wanna pay for it, they can just....not use it
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@govevers.wisconsin.gov I am 26 years old. For my entire adult life I have voted dem. If you pass this VPN ban, I will withhold my vote from the entire party and encourage everyone I know to do the same. Privacy is a right online too.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I want a space opera where the ship finds a weird planet with fucky values that imprisons their officer over astrology. But instead of being passive and trying to finesse a solution without altering the culture, they just call in a warship, raze the planet, and make the people have better values
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If I had a nickel for every time a Sonic the Hedhehog balloon was popped during the Macy's Thanksgiving parade, I'd have two nickels; which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I want one of those old quake engine games where you're wandering around some space from a TV show looking for gags. Except it's Aperture labs and built on Source
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Istg, the phrase "owing to xyz" only existed in standardized testing until like five years ago. Who talks like this?
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Maybe the time travellers stay in the future because they'd never believe us
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was today years old when I realized Nintendo fans are the Disney adults of gaming
October 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
THEY WANT TO MAKE MEMES ABOUT TRUMP A MENTAL ILLNESS
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There are two types of people in this world. People who think about the Roman Empire...

And people who think about the Roman Republic
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The same people who grew up asking why they had to learn math and science they'll never use have grown up to be flat eathers who think trans people are doing surgeries on children
October 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Are you aware there was such a thing as state guards, which answer to the governor? You could, idk, bring thar back. Have your own thugs to defend the vulnerable
August 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Looking up a picture to make a post about #Spongebob. Apparently tree domes are a real thing
August 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The reason AI threatens creatives jobs is it means the idea guy can be just an idea guy
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Because I know some idiot out their will abstain over the nominee being Newsom or some shit. THEY DO NOT LEARN. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS. YOU RUN/VOTE IN PRIMARIES FOR YOUR GUY, AND FOR THE LESSER EVIL IN GENERALS
August 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The taco bell sink has homophobia 💚 ❤️
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM