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Dana
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I really like bees.
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“You don’t worry about basic safety if you need to poop” is a line that pops up in my head startlingly often!
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Homer Simpson has his eyes closed in agony and is saying, “Spider poison is people poison?!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I bought a pope shirt about it
A white t-shirt with the Chicago Bulls logo wearing a pope hat. Text underneath reads: “Chicago Popes”. It’s a great shirt.
September 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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😛
August 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Sunrise walk to the beach, it’s absolutely bullshit that vacations have to end.
A railed boardwalk leads off into the distance toward a sky just beginning to show the first light of dawn.
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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A view of some lady holding a coffee cup on a balcony overlooking the beach. Her nails are rainbow colored and it’s cool as hell.
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Puffin
An orange and white kitten is laying in her side, looking up wide-eyed at the camera above. Her front paws are curled so that she looks like she’s doing the Thriller dance. It’s real cute.
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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It’s me! In space! Star Trek space!!!
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Hand spraying a squirt bottle with the word, “No.” in bold red letters.
July 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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It’s the sickos meme, but with the words “5-4 hosts” on his shirt. The guy is looking through his window at a skeet quoting an article about John Roberts being a pile of ass quality chief justice.
July 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Hank Hill is saying, “Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!”
July 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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First statement from the new Pope!
Mystique, a drag queen from RuPaul’s Drag Race season two, is pointing intensely off camera. Yellow words on the picture read “Bitch I am From Chicago”
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Mr Drummond, a large bearded character from the tv show Severance, is looking directly into the camera. Beneath his face is the quote, “shorter.”
March 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Related: My Molly girl about 12 years ago
A beautiful short haired white cat with one yellow eye and one blue eye is laying sideways on a bookshelf with her feet on the wall next to it, making it look like she is standing sideways
March 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I’m obsessed with Brandt’s Cormorants now after our trip to La Jolla. STUNNING eyes, just unbelievable! #wildbirds
Three black sea birds (Brandt’s Cormorants) are standing on a cliff by the sea. Their eyes are bright turquoise, and they have brilliant blue throat patches displayed.
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Saw some top-tier critters today.
A male giraffe is leaning his head and neck over the fence of his enclosure so that he can eat a big piece of romaine lettuce. He is very handsome. A very round Koala is curled up tightly at the top of a tree-like structure in his enclosure. He is fast asleep and there is a big bunch of eucalyptus behind him to snack on when he wakes up.
March 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Puffin is ALSO just a baby!
An orange and white kitten is stretching in the sun, reaching her tiny paw toward the camera while she enjoys how warm her spot on the carpet is.
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Goodnight Max, Puffin loves you!
A small orange and white kitten is asleep on a white couch, with her tummy up and her paws curled like a bunny
March 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Zapp Brannigan from Futurama has his eyes narrowed. Text reads: “what makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”
March 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Puffin conquers the washing machine
A long haired orange and white kitten is standing inside a front-loading washing machine that is half full of dry dirty clothes. She looks triumphant.
February 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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“Debate me!”
Drawn image of a hand operating a spray bottle with the word “no” in red letters
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Post a female character that you love
A still image of one of the final scenes in the original Jurassic Park movie. A T-Rex standing in the middle of a building’s foyer, roaring as a banner that reads “When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth) falls down around her.
February 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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It’s been awhile, my apologies. Here’s Puffin for you:
A tiny orange and white kitten is curled up on a white couch and having a nap. She looks very small.
February 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Valentine’s nails are 🔥💋
A closeup picture of hands with a fresh set of acrylic nails. The nails are red, but the ring finger nail is a neutral color and has a small red kiss and beauty mark painted on it.
February 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM