Unicorn
@unicorndancer.bsky.social
CP sass. Mental health advocate. Taiwanese-American TCK. Absurdist. Too gay to function. A delicate flower full of righteous rage. We've got 99 problems and I've got opinions on 97 of them (he/they)
In burnout recovery. Send help, money, and hot men.
In burnout recovery. Send help, money, and hot men.
I can see why @nrcraddock.com fell head over heels. 😜Y'all are CUTE! Well wishes and all the good juju for a speedy and restful recovery. XOXO
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I can see why @nrcraddock.com fell head over heels. 😜Y'all are CUTE! Well wishes and all the good juju for a speedy and restful recovery. XOXO
Oooo, excited to read this! :)
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oooo, excited to read this! :)
HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THIS?! 😮
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THIS?! 😮
As a disabled dude, 100% would be zombie fry 10 minutes in. No amount of cardio, adrenaline, or swinging random weapons could save me. 😭
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
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October 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As a disabled dude, 100% would be zombie fry 10 minutes in. No amount of cardio, adrenaline, or swinging random weapons could save me. 😭
100/10, amen, no notes. Also, what's this guy's handle?
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
100/10, amen, no notes. Also, what's this guy's handle?
OK but this is legit me since like 2020, seriously. It's a wonder I don't suffer from high BP.
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OK but this is legit me since like 2020, seriously. It's a wonder I don't suffer from high BP.
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the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
Reposted by Unicorn
I wish you both you and @nrcraddock.com the flexibility of a go-go boy, the constitution of a drunk twink, and the unflappable resilience of a college top functioning after a night out with the boys.
But my best guess? 👇🏻
But my best guess? 👇🏻
a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying
Alt: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying
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September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I wish you both you and @nrcraddock.com the flexibility of a go-go boy, the constitution of a drunk twink, and the unflappable resilience of a college top functioning after a night out with the boys.
But my best guess? 👇🏻
But my best guess? 👇🏻
OMG, I would totes consider visiting just to do this! 😈
September 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
OMG, I would totes consider visiting just to do this! 😈
SCREAMINGGGGG. 20/10, PERFECT, NO NOTES.
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
SCREAMINGGGGG. 20/10, PERFECT, NO NOTES.
OK, but there's a STRONG likelihood I'd whip this up too. Surprised I've not done it yet TBH 😛
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
OK, but there's a STRONG likelihood I'd whip this up too. Surprised I've not done it yet TBH 😛
JUST FOR NOWWWWWWWW, JUST FOR NOWWWWWWWW 😭😭😭
August 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
JUST FOR NOWWWWWWWW, JUST FOR NOWWWWWWWW 😭😭😭