🔞Naughty Unicorn
@unicornafterdark.bsky.social
41 year old school girl (formerly @winemomicorn…)
🖤 cis | pan | she/her
🖤 compsci student
🖤 milf-in-training
🖤 Draws naked animal people and occasionally offers commissions~
(@winemomicorn is me but I can’t sign in, follow me here instead)
🖤 cis | pan | she/her
🖤 compsci student
🖤 milf-in-training
🖤 Draws naked animal people and occasionally offers commissions~
(@winemomicorn is me but I can’t sign in, follow me here instead)
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🖤 Guess who's open for commissions!! 🖤
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
I wish I could post gifs on bluessky so i could post that gif of Stallone eating pizza with scissors
September 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I wish I could post gifs on bluessky so i could post that gif of Stallone eating pizza with scissors
Reposted by 🔞Naughty Unicorn
I can’t sleep but I CAN fart.
September 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I can’t sleep but I CAN fart.
My hot take is that being attracted to Link makes you bisexual regardless of your gender or orientation
May 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My hot take is that being attracted to Link makes you bisexual regardless of your gender or orientation
how do i be more fabulous
May 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
how do i be more fabulous
why don’t more people follow me, im great
May 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
why don’t more people follow me, im great
The fact that I don’t own a pair of thigh boots is fucked up fr
May 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The fact that I don’t own a pair of thigh boots is fucked up fr
Room Temperature Steve Austin
May 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Room Temperature Steve Austin
Do you remember when you were a sperm? Imagine….
May 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Do you remember when you were a sperm? Imagine….
🖤 Guess who's open for commissions!! 🖤
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
May 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
🖤 Guess who's open for commissions!! 🖤
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
Prices and Fromats: forms.gle/npCdWyind6zW...
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School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~
May 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
👀
I remember my dreams almost every night and gradually my memory has filled with places I revisit in dreams, that seem almost the same as memories of real places.
Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.
Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.
April 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I remember my dreams almost every night and gradually my memory has filled with places I revisit in dreams, that seem almost the same as memories of real places.
Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.
Those dream places become oddly meaningful, little snippets of childhood memories, a patchwork of mystery and nostalgia.
Ugh… that creepy, slimy anxious feeling that’s making it hard to get anything done
April 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ugh… that creepy, slimy anxious feeling that’s making it hard to get anything done
School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~
April 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
School's almost done so I'll be opening up for sexy commissions again soon~
Cannabinoid~
🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵
🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵
two pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .
ALT: two pink stuffed animals are standing next to each other with their mouths wide open .
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cannabinoid~
🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵
🎵Doo doo doo doo doo🎵
lowest common denominatrix
April 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
lowest common denominatrix
stupid group projects diluting my near perfect grades ggrgrhjg 😤
April 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
stupid group projects diluting my near perfect grades ggrgrhjg 😤
Reposted by 🔞Naughty Unicorn
Every time i hear someone say “the math isn’t mathing” I want to bite down on a brick.
April 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every time i hear someone say “the math isn’t mathing” I want to bite down on a brick.
god it’s embarrassing to have a one-way crush on a youtuber
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
god it’s embarrassing to have a one-way crush on a youtuber
Next time I get high I should listen to king gizzard 🤔
March 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Next time I get high I should listen to king gizzard 🤔
tired of thinking
March 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
tired of thinking
So I decided to take a Unity class as an elective (Compsci) and holy shit guys I hate it. So much.
It's so utterly bloated and the amount of boilerplate you need just for one game object to see another. The tutorials that are already out of date. This is an utter nightmare.
It's so utterly bloated and the amount of boilerplate you need just for one game object to see another. The tutorials that are already out of date. This is an utter nightmare.
March 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So I decided to take a Unity class as an elective (Compsci) and holy shit guys I hate it. So much.
It's so utterly bloated and the amount of boilerplate you need just for one game object to see another. The tutorials that are already out of date. This is an utter nightmare.
It's so utterly bloated and the amount of boilerplate you need just for one game object to see another. The tutorials that are already out of date. This is an utter nightmare.
But I don't WANNA process my anxiety, I just want to avoid the things that make me anxious... that's never been a bad idea right?
March 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
But I don't WANNA process my anxiety, I just want to avoid the things that make me anxious... that's never been a bad idea right?