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Unicorn74
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Just your average gay bear daddy type raging against the machine and refusing to worship the golden calf.
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was not mad about the concept. It wanted to be Midsommar but with a twist. What I am mad about is that they thought the main actor looked like he was in high school. It is mid as a movie.
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
No. Too artsy. Weak ass vampire. More like blood drinkers. Trying to be atmosphere. And they never explain the aging thing.
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A cheap rip off of Blair Witch. Bad acting and not a well constructed story.
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok here me out…..not that bad. I find the effects cheap but it gave me a lot of them creepy feels I love. Also the guy is mute so very little talking in the movie. Not amazing but I liked it.
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Meh. I liked parts of it. I did not like other parts. I hated one particular death in the movie.
October 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Night 17: Artsy horror movies rarely deliver. This one does not either. It is a descent movie but lacks enough horror elements or even creepiness to make it good. Worth a watch.
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Night 16: went a different direction. This is 5 episodes. 2 different stories. The first story is meh. The second one gave me those creepy feels that make the horror season good. Just do episode 4 and 5.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yeah no. Like a hipster tried to make an ironic horror movie and all they did was created lameness.
October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Night 14: I did not consider this a horror movie. It has horror elements. But to me it was more of a coming of age story. I liked it, but not a horror to me.
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Night 14: terrible. Don’t waste your time.
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Night 13: set in Asia. Based on the Buddhist angle assuming it is Thailand. It is watchable. A couple small plot twists. Don’t expect good acting.
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Night 12: Italian horror film from the 60’s. More stylish than scary. But the genre of Giallo. If is considered essential if you like that brand of horror.
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Night 11 of 30 nights of horror. James Wan produced. It is mid. Not terrible, but not great. Watchable which says a lot in the horror genre.
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
30 days of horror continues. Not a bad movie. A little boring but it has a couple plot twists. Worth a watch.
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hate to break this you all but this movie is not a horror movie. I have appeal to the Court of Horror for
That moniker to be removed.
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Terrible. Not scary. Not gory enough. Not campy enough.
October 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Tonight horror selection. Watchable. It was Groundhog’s Day meets Hellraiser. They could have leaned a bit more into the Hellraiser part.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Last night’s horror selection. Not as bad as I had expected. Towards the end it starts to look cheap. But I liked the concept.
October 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Last night’s horror selection. So much camp! Terrible acting. Terrible story. So bad it was good!
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Last night’s selection. Lesbian vampires, lots of sex and pure camp dialogue.
October 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
30 Days of Horror have begun. This was my first one of the season. Better than expected. Good little ghost story with a bit of a twist towards the end. I mean Rebecca Hall…always good.
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
A nice one/. Double unders turned to singles. I pulled a groin so turned to air squats. Got it done. #crossfit
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Some squat snatches this fine morning. #crossfit
January 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM