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Miranda
@unicorh.bsky.social
· May 25
I’m so tired rn I can feel myself becoming evil
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The signs I’ve been getting convincing me to get the tattoo I want soooo baddddd it’s not even funny I nEED IT BAD
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Beginning of the year always means my family likes to fully utilize my ability to throw literally anything in the trash. “Cleaning” and it’s me not thinking twice about tossing most possessions…
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Always need to be in 10 places at once. Overwhelmed final boss and my fucking shoes are too tight.
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
2026 goal: stop being such a fucking idiot
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Me watching Jeremy John’s top 10 of 2025 and realizing I’ve been watching him for so long and our lists are still so similar movie wise 😭
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Attempting to actually use some of my blank notebooks instead of buying new ones this year so mini journal it is for 2026!
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Just drank an entire glass of milk and was yelling “nothing is real nothing matters” on the phone to my friend… I really am dooming rn 😭😭
The amount of Disneyland Christmas videos I’ve been getting :( im not manifesting hard enough I need to be there
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The amount of Disneyland Christmas videos I’ve been getting :( im not manifesting hard enough I need to be there
Vitamin C maxxing im so scared
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Vitamin C maxxing im so scared
Bed is too cozy rn what if I called out
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bed is too cozy rn what if I called out
Just got a Finn wolfhard edit to a Melanie Martinez song on my fyp?? What in the fucking world?!?
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just got a Finn wolfhard edit to a Melanie Martinez song on my fyp?? What in the fucking world?!?
I need to go ice skating before I explode omg
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I need to go ice skating before I explode omg
Just opened my journal and flipped back to read my first entry of this year… and my god it’s just one thing after another always
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just opened my journal and flipped back to read my first entry of this year… and my god it’s just one thing after another always
What the actual fuck could possibly be so bad that I’m getting sleep paralysis every fucking night again
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What the actual fuck could possibly be so bad that I’m getting sleep paralysis every fucking night again
What the actual fuck is causing these nightmares
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What the actual fuck is causing these nightmares
I imagine me talking freely for 30 straight mins non stop about anything in my brain gives me the same rush that a line of coke would
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I imagine me talking freely for 30 straight mins non stop about anything in my brain gives me the same rush that a line of coke would
Me telling my boss my fav Taylor Swift song is Back to December and him telling me to listen to the Dan and Shay version bc it’s “better” currently listening and this is actually the worst version I’ve ever heard. I will never be trusting him again.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me telling my boss my fav Taylor Swift song is Back to December and him telling me to listen to the Dan and Shay version bc it’s “better” currently listening and this is actually the worst version I’ve ever heard. I will never be trusting him again.
Horchata like crack bro
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Horchata like crack bro
Feeling sad and anxious drunk instead of freaky and silly drunk rn :/
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Feeling sad and anxious drunk instead of freaky and silly drunk rn :/
Oh I just really can’t stand men like at all
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oh I just really can’t stand men like at all
Chewing on an orange peel like it’s a hockey mouth guard rn
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Chewing on an orange peel like it’s a hockey mouth guard rn
At the hockey game rn I know my opps ears are ringing rn
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
At the hockey game rn I know my opps ears are ringing rn
Liking so many sports now I am panicking, why does everything happen on Sunday I need to wear 3 shirts for all my teams I’m tweaking rn
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Liking so many sports now I am panicking, why does everything happen on Sunday I need to wear 3 shirts for all my teams I’m tweaking rn
Alr put on baby driver, Deborah part still still haunts me 😔✊🏽 but it’s also still one of my favorite movies
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Alr put on baby driver, Deborah part still still haunts me 😔✊🏽 but it’s also still one of my favorite movies