You sure he OD'd? He might have starved to death. Or blunt force trauma from bouncing around in there so much?

Americans should go hug a history teacher because they need your support right now. The border is called the 49th parallel, and it's a line of latitude. Maybe somebody should draw it on with a sharpie to make it a little more clear for him?

www.internationalboundarycommission.org/en/about/his...

And not a hair out of place!

If he creepy hugs that we're sending him the dry cleaning bill. Makeup's a bugger to get off of white fabric.

Also, the stem of the maple leaf isn't supposed to go right to the bottom edge of the flag.

Most popular google.ca search for today, "How to move to New Zealand".

He's such a Santa-fail. Did you tell him if you add a matching pillow you can save $16.49! And how much could shipping from Africa cost, anyway?

Yes, my sarcasm runs deep. 😆

HA! I'll get right on that because I need some dragon spam in my life.

Notice they come in red as well? Not sure if I could stand having a couch that looks like it disapproves of my life choices.

Only if the mouth opens for a TV remote storage spot. And maybe a phone charger. Oh wait! A SPACE HEATER!

Is this the modern day version of sticking your kid in Midget Basketball in J/K? Your way of saying you think your friends are cooler than mine? Or revenge for me putting you in Midget Basketball to make friends in J/K. And yes I DO double space between sentences.

Oh dear Lord. @oleanderoxenfree.bsky.social is "showing me the ropes". Then patted me on the head "There, now go make some friends" before leaving the room.