There's a lot I like about that movie, and a bit I don't, but 30 years later I'm still not sure how to feel about Picard's bizzare dickensian family fantasy

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It's been possible to just punch md5s like this into Google/duckduckgo/etc to get plaintext since like forever

Yup! In final fantasy 6, kefka grows more powerful throughout the game, essentially becoming a god. During the last battle he appears as an angelic figure with 4 wings:

Rapidly scrolling by, at first I thought this was kefka