@unglemaa.bsky.social
Norton, you alright hun?
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Norton, you alright hun?
Just seen an YT ad "Create the best AI Images" from a company call 'Artlist', but the voiceovers American (AI?) accent makes it sound like 'Artless'
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just seen an YT ad "Create the best AI Images" from a company call 'Artlist', but the voiceovers American (AI?) accent makes it sound like 'Artless'
Eddie: What, you mean it didn't work?
Richie: Well, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But, when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique!" I didn't realize he was gonna stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! Eighty-five quid!
Richie: Well, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But, when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique!" I didn't realize he was gonna stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! Eighty-five quid!
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Eddie: What, you mean it didn't work?
Richie: Well, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But, when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique!" I didn't realize he was gonna stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! Eighty-five quid!
Richie: Well, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But, when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique!" I didn't realize he was gonna stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! Eighty-five quid!
Plucked a white eyebrow hair but turns out that it had gone back to black... Must be due to that week off work
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Plucked a white eyebrow hair but turns out that it had gone back to black... Must be due to that week off work
You see undercover reporters on the news ask if shops have "cheap cigs 'out back'"
Me: "Have you got any full-price, full-strength Coke 'out back'?
Me: "Have you got any full-price, full-strength Coke 'out back'?
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You see undercover reporters on the news ask if shops have "cheap cigs 'out back'"
Me: "Have you got any full-price, full-strength Coke 'out back'?
Me: "Have you got any full-price, full-strength Coke 'out back'?
#JohnStapleton called my mate a "Spastic" on national TV
(For context Simon was friend and was featured on a Nationwide report in 1975. I was able to get a copy from the BBC Archive but sadly he died before it arrived. He would have f**king roared when he heard that)
(For context Simon was friend and was featured on a Nationwide report in 1975. I was able to get a copy from the BBC Archive but sadly he died before it arrived. He would have f**king roared when he heard that)
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
#JohnStapleton called my mate a "Spastic" on national TV
(For context Simon was friend and was featured on a Nationwide report in 1975. I was able to get a copy from the BBC Archive but sadly he died before it arrived. He would have f**king roared when he heard that)
(For context Simon was friend and was featured on a Nationwide report in 1975. I was able to get a copy from the BBC Archive but sadly he died before it arrived. He would have f**king roared when he heard that)
Argh #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay and Wickes has already sold out of pre-shivered timbers...
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Argh #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay and Wickes has already sold out of pre-shivered timbers...
Just received @imprint_films 🇦🇺boxed set of @michaelmann's #TheKeep (1983) and it is gorgeous...
If I weren't already on-leave, I'd might call in sick...
#AWorldWarIIFairytale
If I weren't already on-leave, I'd might call in sick...
#AWorldWarIIFairytale
September 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just received @imprint_films 🇦🇺boxed set of @michaelmann's #TheKeep (1983) and it is gorgeous...
If I weren't already on-leave, I'd might call in sick...
#AWorldWarIIFairytale
If I weren't already on-leave, I'd might call in sick...
#AWorldWarIIFairytale
I'm going in, if I'm not back in 2 1/2 hours... Tell Laura I Love her
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm going in, if I'm not back in 2 1/2 hours... Tell Laura I Love her
Wonder if the BBC Action Line staff are on danger money
July 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wonder if the BBC Action Line staff are on danger money
🤨
(Fell off the back of an Instastory, I have no links to the production)
(Fell off the back of an Instastory, I have no links to the production)
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
🤨
(Fell off the back of an Instastory, I have no links to the production)
(Fell off the back of an Instastory, I have no links to the production)
Just realised I wasn't on mute for 10+ mins at the beginning of a department conference call...
July 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Just realised I wasn't on mute for 10+ mins at the beginning of a department conference call...
🎶No-one ever said it was gonna be easy...🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt86...
I Want You
YouTube video by Inspiral Carpets - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
🎶No-one ever said it was gonna be easy...🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt86...
So now it's Football, Tennis and the Sex Olympics to be avoided...
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So now it's Football, Tennis and the Sex Olympics to be avoided...
I swear these fuckers are instructing ChatGPT to do random updates on our software
June 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I swear these fuckers are instructing ChatGPT to do random updates on our software
I can't help be feel all at chaos currently in the world is leading us inexorably to one thing...
The Invasion of Switzerland🇨🇭
The Invasion of Switzerland🇨🇭
June 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't help be feel all at chaos currently in the world is leading us inexorably to one thing...
The Invasion of Switzerland🇨🇭
The Invasion of Switzerland🇨🇭