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Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Trump and Zuck
January 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
President Trump “mandate sounds gay”
January 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Facts don’t need to be checked. They check themselves” Mark Zuckerberg says, huffing through his neck gills.
January 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
US Navy Seals respond to President Trump’s idea that the elite force LEAD the invasion of Greenland ‘because they’re seals’. US Navy Seals: ‘no, no we’re not’
January 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
President Macron insists he is NOT a small delicious biscuit.
January 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Chinese state media admit that new virus has transferred from humans to pigs for the first time. ‘The Woke Mind Virus got into our porcine herd and now they are all accepting each other’s gender choices and wanting to HANG OUT with the other farm animals. It’s a disaster.’
January 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
President DJ Trump and Vice President JD Vance meet with Elon Musk and the OtherBloke™️ to discuss savings in the mental health sector. ‘Huge huge savings can be made in mental health care. It’s going to be so so easy, get the lunatics to run the asylums’
January 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
McDonald’s releases new URBANmeats™️ range including the new CatBurger™️ , and PupNugget™️ for a limited time only President D J Trump says “ it’s for The People Who Came In, they love this stuff! Chicken of the suburbs!”
January 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
US Navy Seals to be tasked with the invasion of Greenland.
“they’re an amphibious force! The best sea going mammals we have in the military! The ONLY sea going mammals we have in the military! They’re terrific! ” Says President D.Trump.
January 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Musk’s ShoulderChild™️
Due to Elon Musk’s rare blood type he was forced to have over ten children until he finally secured a blood-type-compatible ShoulderChild™️
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just spent the morning debating with myself if Zuck has made ‘an historic’ mistake or ‘a historical’ mistake 🤔
January 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM