New Mike just dropped
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Confrontation specialist
Flew to nyc to go to work with my friend because I don’t have a job and I’m bored lmao this boy gonna murder me this week
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Flew to nyc to go to work with my friend because I don’t have a job and I’m bored lmao this boy gonna murder me this week
God waits till you steal over $2,500 to judge you
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 AM
God waits till you steal over $2,500 to judge you
found myself a vaquero mama
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
found myself a vaquero mama
I hate when a gay couple invites you over to their home and the moment you go inside the illusion of them actually loving one another is broken. You can just tell by the feeling in there sometimes yikes
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I hate when a gay couple invites you over to their home and the moment you go inside the illusion of them actually loving one another is broken. You can just tell by the feeling in there sometimes yikes
thank u for having the mustache that lets me know u’re evil
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
thank u for having the mustache that lets me know u’re evil
but also like.. you can if you don’t 🙇🏻♂️
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
but also like.. you can if you don’t 🙇🏻♂️
insta story is cute tonight if ya follow me 👼🏼 good boy
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
insta story is cute tonight if ya follow me 👼🏼 good boy
Went on a date last night with a Korean national living here in the US as a classically trained pianist with a doctorate and his own studio for teaching students just to have fun. He left the date to fly to a concert in DC last night but told me were picking things up when he gets back 😌
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Went on a date last night with a Korean national living here in the US as a classically trained pianist with a doctorate and his own studio for teaching students just to have fun. He left the date to fly to a concert in DC last night but told me were picking things up when he gets back 😌
If you’re a beautiful Hispanic king in the Texas triangle region and we have not passionately dated yet, STAY IN LINE!! I’ll be there soon baby!! Just get that love bomb flexor muscle ready for me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you’re a beautiful Hispanic king in the Texas triangle region and we have not passionately dated yet, STAY IN LINE!! I’ll be there soon baby!! Just get that love bomb flexor muscle ready for me.
Boys (3 different ones) buying my love on my birthday month!! I’m so powerful and it’s not even fully Capricorn season yet! So far we are up a cute coach bag, an allsaints sweater, and a fucking trip to Hawaii 🥳 and allsaints boy is taking me out to the most expensive steakhouse in Austin tonight 💫
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Boys (3 different ones) buying my love on my birthday month!! I’m so powerful and it’s not even fully Capricorn season yet! So far we are up a cute coach bag, an allsaints sweater, and a fucking trip to Hawaii 🥳 and allsaints boy is taking me out to the most expensive steakhouse in Austin tonight 💫
Was confused on what to bring for our company gift exchange but after seeing the rampant dick riding of my boss from some coworkers in the group chat, I know that a big jar of boy butter lube is what is needed most here to keep everyone comfortable while riding that dick
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Was confused on what to bring for our company gift exchange but after seeing the rampant dick riding of my boss from some coworkers in the group chat, I know that a big jar of boy butter lube is what is needed most here to keep everyone comfortable while riding that dick
The fact that the Taco Bell after the gym hurt me a lil bit but I loved every minute of it and wouldn’t change it for the world means that I’m ready to finally have a relationship and all the pain that comes with it with that Pisces lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The fact that the Taco Bell after the gym hurt me a lil bit but I loved every minute of it and wouldn’t change it for the world means that I’m ready to finally have a relationship and all the pain that comes with it with that Pisces lawyer
All these exes coming out of the woodwork during this holiday cuffing season like my hinge sent me a year end wrapped review
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
All these exes coming out of the woodwork during this holiday cuffing season like my hinge sent me a year end wrapped review
Mic’d up Mike
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Mic’d up Mike
I’m in a movie and I’m on set rn with my call sheet lol life’s crazy
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m in a movie and I’m on set rn with my call sheet lol life’s crazy
I just work out to exhaustion daily so I can drown in compliments about my appearance to offset the pain of thinking about how traumatic that whole fiasco was to feel through (and still fight with)
But skinnnnnyyyyyy 🙇🏻♂️
But skinnnnnyyyyyy 🙇🏻♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I just work out to exhaustion daily so I can drown in compliments about my appearance to offset the pain of thinking about how traumatic that whole fiasco was to feel through (and still fight with)
But skinnnnnyyyyyy 🙇🏻♂️
But skinnnnnyyyyyy 🙇🏻♂️
It’s been about a year and nearly 3 months since I found out that the boy I gave 12 years of my life to was having affairs stretching over 8 years long. It gets a little easier each day.. but wow that pain sticks around thick and heavy. This dark cold time of year is roughhh in conjuncture :’)))
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It’s been about a year and nearly 3 months since I found out that the boy I gave 12 years of my life to was having affairs stretching over 8 years long. It gets a little easier each day.. but wow that pain sticks around thick and heavy. This dark cold time of year is roughhh in conjuncture :’)))
I wonder if this is going to go over well at the work Christmas party
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I wonder if this is going to go over well at the work Christmas party
Coworker invited me to smoke cigarettes tonight. Ya know what? Sure. Let’s rip some heat tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Coworker invited me to smoke cigarettes tonight. Ya know what? Sure. Let’s rip some heat tonight.
Realistically, any weapon formed against me is probably going to prosper today.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Realistically, any weapon formed against me is probably going to prosper today.
I can speak several languages, and run 27 miles in one go. I’m witty, silly, well traveled, and have a clean & well appointed home. He better stay on his best behavior through this probationary period because my depression era is coming to an end, and I’m feeling very trophy boyfriend these days.
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I can speak several languages, and run 27 miles in one go. I’m witty, silly, well traveled, and have a clean & well appointed home. He better stay on his best behavior through this probationary period because my depression era is coming to an end, and I’m feeling very trophy boyfriend these days.
Forgot to post the cute little collab we did for Halloween hehe
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Forgot to post the cute little collab we did for Halloween hehe
Going to a jazz show in San Antonio and I work at 7am hehehe
October 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Going to a jazz show in San Antonio and I work at 7am hehehe
I’m day drinking and had a that’s so raven epiphany that marine and navy are both branches of the military and also descriptive words for shades of blue
October 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m day drinking and had a that’s so raven epiphany that marine and navy are both branches of the military and also descriptive words for shades of blue
My coworker makes me come out and speak in Chinese for her other Chinese friends and I feel like a little white show dog that was raised to perform tricks
October 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My coworker makes me come out and speak in Chinese for her other Chinese friends and I feel like a little white show dog that was raised to perform tricks