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Ryan
@unfilteredryan.bsky.social
· Dec 1
You get drunk and make questionable decisions with men
I get drunk and clean up my email inbox
I get drunk and clean up my email inbox
I started more persistently visiting the gym and I’m heavily manifesting having a semblance of abs by my 28th birthday
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I started more persistently visiting the gym and I’m heavily manifesting having a semblance of abs by my 28th birthday
I accidentally overcooked chicken today (I left it in for a hour-and-a-half longer than needed) so today was a good reminder as to why I shouldn’t be allowed to ever cook
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I accidentally overcooked chicken today (I left it in for a hour-and-a-half longer than needed) so today was a good reminder as to why I shouldn’t be allowed to ever cook
Had a fling this weekend
It was with an extremely hot and fun New Yorker visiting for TIFF
He’s now headed home and I’m… a little sad
It was with an extremely hot and fun New Yorker visiting for TIFF
He’s now headed home and I’m… a little sad
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Had a fling this weekend
It was with an extremely hot and fun New Yorker visiting for TIFF
He’s now headed home and I’m… a little sad
It was with an extremely hot and fun New Yorker visiting for TIFF
He’s now headed home and I’m… a little sad
In the last month I quit my job, moved out of my own place, and went back to school
And holy f—k, is this all so nerve-wracking
And holy f—k, is this all so nerve-wracking
September 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In the last month I quit my job, moved out of my own place, and went back to school
And holy f—k, is this all so nerve-wracking
And holy f—k, is this all so nerve-wracking
Pretty sure someone just checked me out on the train?!
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Pretty sure someone just checked me out on the train?!
I’m ready to be cancelled: Shake Shack is mid (especially for the price) at best
August 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m ready to be cancelled: Shake Shack is mid (especially for the price) at best
I dropped my phone
Turns out it’s $657 to replace the screen
I have $495 left on my contract
Might as well just buy a new phone?
Turns out it’s $657 to replace the screen
I have $495 left on my contract
Might as well just buy a new phone?
July 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I dropped my phone
Turns out it’s $657 to replace the screen
I have $495 left on my contract
Might as well just buy a new phone?
Turns out it’s $657 to replace the screen
I have $495 left on my contract
Might as well just buy a new phone?
Matcha tastes like grass I don’t care what anybody else thinks
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Matcha tastes like grass I don’t care what anybody else thinks
Just made out with someone under the Eiffel Tower what the actual fuck am I in a romance movie
July 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just made out with someone under the Eiffel Tower what the actual fuck am I in a romance movie
I’ve been applying to go on stress leave at work and they requested additional information from multiple practitioners and then very non-subtly reminded if I drop the request, there’s no need to get the documents completed
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ve been applying to go on stress leave at work and they requested additional information from multiple practitioners and then very non-subtly reminded if I drop the request, there’s no need to get the documents completed
A happy Dollar Drink Days to my fellow gays who’s caffeine consumption just got slightly more affordable
May 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A happy Dollar Drink Days to my fellow gays who’s caffeine consumption just got slightly more affordable
The new Spotify + button on the bottom navigation bar is literally going to be my 13th reason
May 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The new Spotify + button on the bottom navigation bar is literally going to be my 13th reason
It’s so fun and quirky when Bumble says “You’ve missed a potential match!” swiping left on someone because it’s like good, I meant to?
April 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s so fun and quirky when Bumble says “You’ve missed a potential match!” swiping left on someone because it’s like good, I meant to?
Perhaps this is a hot take but I think Joji and Lorde would make an incredible song together
April 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Perhaps this is a hot take but I think Joji and Lorde would make an incredible song together
Here’s a man equation for the gays:
— I’m walking to catch a bus that leaves in 13 minutes. Google Maps says it’s a 31 minute walk. But it’s partially downhill.
— But I’m gay. And I have an iced coffee in-hand. And I’m 6’ tall.
Will I catch the bus?
— I’m walking to catch a bus that leaves in 13 minutes. Google Maps says it’s a 31 minute walk. But it’s partially downhill.
— But I’m gay. And I have an iced coffee in-hand. And I’m 6’ tall.
Will I catch the bus?
April 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here’s a man equation for the gays:
— I’m walking to catch a bus that leaves in 13 minutes. Google Maps says it’s a 31 minute walk. But it’s partially downhill.
— But I’m gay. And I have an iced coffee in-hand. And I’m 6’ tall.
Will I catch the bus?
— I’m walking to catch a bus that leaves in 13 minutes. Google Maps says it’s a 31 minute walk. But it’s partially downhill.
— But I’m gay. And I have an iced coffee in-hand. And I’m 6’ tall.
Will I catch the bus?
First time in UNIQLO this week and bought their crew neck long-sleeve and it’s life-changing how comfortable it is
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
First time in UNIQLO this week and bought their crew neck long-sleeve and it’s life-changing how comfortable it is
Eating Taco Bell with a white shirt on, because I like to live on the edge
April 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Eating Taco Bell with a white shirt on, because I like to live on the edge
Decided to take the SAT… for fun
April 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Decided to take the SAT… for fun
I had someone on Instagram reach out to let me know they saw I had added them to my Close Friends but that they would not be adding me to theirs???
April 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I had someone on Instagram reach out to let me know they saw I had added them to my Close Friends but that they would not be adding me to theirs???
Has anybody else ever ate Mini Eggs too fast and ended up in a coughing fit because the taste is so potent (in a good way!) or is that a “me” thing?
March 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Has anybody else ever ate Mini Eggs too fast and ended up in a coughing fit because the taste is so potent (in a good way!) or is that a “me” thing?
People that put “big time texter” in their Tinder bio and then take 3-5 business days to reply
😭😵
😭😵
March 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
People that put “big time texter” in their Tinder bio and then take 3-5 business days to reply
😭😵
😭😵
I applied to a program and they reached out to schedule an interview in both English and French
Two issues: I did not realize an interview was required, and I do not speak French well at all
Two issues: I did not realize an interview was required, and I do not speak French well at all
March 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I applied to a program and they reached out to schedule an interview in both English and French
Two issues: I did not realize an interview was required, and I do not speak French well at all
Two issues: I did not realize an interview was required, and I do not speak French well at all