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(btw Though some of my post may contain age regression, they are done so in a SFW way and will never be depicted in a sexual manor, The unexpecthing does not condone sexualization of minors and will never. )
With reality warps I love thinking about how stuff like this happens. How did a piece of gum become a kids guardian? Is that the only stick of gum of her in the world or is there a brand? If the latter is true is she the only sentient version or is baikens conscious split into every pack? Aaaahhh!!~
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
August 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
We’ve got
-Mimic tf
-Bride tf
-stick figure tf
-head chopped? tf
-roger/plush tf
-clown nose tf
-Afro tf (technically cannon)
-hand puppet tf
June 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
But like how she adjusts, so do you though not as much. Doggy you really hates that cat across the street. Baby you can’t go 2 minutes without mama being in the same room and right now you really need owner to start already! She’s just on their laptop, trying to find the perfect video.
June 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
-On the (technical) plus side it was a reality warp spell, so whatever you are. Your wife at least loves it. As a dog you always go on walks to your favourite spots. As a dress, she’s always wearing you and as a vibrator, well she gets very horny
June 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
made this because my suggestion was picked in a vote for noelle_field on twitter monthly drawing, though based on the way the voting going, I ain't wining, So might as well cash in on the idea.
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
No more hero work, no more innocent lives to save or bad guys to defeat. In fact what do those words mean? (F̶r̶o̶p̶p̶y̶) Doggy only cares about belly rubs, food and sleep. The goggles on her head? An accessory one of her owners gave her as a joke “our doggy hero”
May 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM