Unemfloyd
@unemfloyd.bsky.social
Future former loser.
Winner of multiple Presidential Fitness Awards.
2 Cats: Bratwurst and Gandalf.
Yo La Tengo is the greatest living American rock band.
Winner of multiple Presidential Fitness Awards.
2 Cats: Bratwurst and Gandalf.
Yo La Tengo is the greatest living American rock band.
Generalinspekteur des Zollgrenzschutzes Stephen J. Lockjaw
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Generalinspekteur des Zollgrenzschutzes Stephen J. Lockjaw
Still love that debut.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Still love that debut.
Feel like your OPS+ should be north of 100 to be able to do this.
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Feel like your OPS+ should be north of 100 to be able to do this.
These dudes who think women are just dick holsters don't seem like a great hang.
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
These dudes who think women are just dick holsters don't seem like a great hang.
"All these simple people who serve me food are ignorant racist freaks."
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"All these simple people who serve me food are ignorant racist freaks."
Funny to think of it as mainstream.
I guess it is, it's topping every year end listo, but it's a very weird album.
I guess it's mainstream in a Talking Heads sort of way.
I guess it is, it's topping every year end listo, but it's a very weird album.
I guess it's mainstream in a Talking Heads sort of way.
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Funny to think of it as mainstream.
I guess it is, it's topping every year end listo, but it's a very weird album.
I guess it's mainstream in a Talking Heads sort of way.
I guess it is, it's topping every year end listo, but it's a very weird album.
I guess it's mainstream in a Talking Heads sort of way.
As a bartender, I remember in Trump I a significant uptick in old white men saying, "Merry Christmas." With firmness and glaring at me, daring me to say something else.
A slur is a good description of it.
A slur is a good description of it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As a bartender, I remember in Trump I a significant uptick in old white men saying, "Merry Christmas." With firmness and glaring at me, daring me to say something else.
A slur is a good description of it.
A slur is a good description of it.
Who could look at this and break his heart?
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Who could look at this and break his heart?
Was it the Venezuelan water polo team?
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Was it the Venezuelan water polo team?
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
The impossibility of two guys trying to flip a boat that size "loaded" with drugs should be obvious to anyone not ecstatic at killing brown people.
Which, I'm sure Tom Cotton is.
Not the most important thing, but kind of love how he outs his buddy as unattractive.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not the most important thing, but kind of love how he outs his buddy as unattractive.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
"But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot"
Lmao.
This legitimately made me nauseous.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This legitimately made me nauseous.
Gonna be giving those away in far flung destinations like early 90's Bills Super Bowl Champions shirts.
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna be giving those away in far flung destinations like early 90's Bills Super Bowl Champions shirts.
She fucking Steven Cheung?
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
She fucking Steven Cheung?
I was actually thinking that.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was actually thinking that.
It's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah. L. Ron Hubbard is like a god level liar. One of the greatest to ever do it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yeah. L. Ron Hubbard is like a god level liar. One of the greatest to ever do it.
that fucking gecko.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
that fucking gecko.
she's gonna get him to do the thing we're all waiting for him to do.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
she's gonna get him to do the thing we're all waiting for him to do.
If I started to have the desire to "feel like an entrepreneur" I would find the tallest building in my small rural town and walk off of it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I started to have the desire to "feel like an entrepreneur" I would find the tallest building in my small rural town and walk off of it.
I keep watching it over and over. I cry every goddamn time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I keep watching it over and over. I cry every goddamn time.
I've never had a NuWay, but I'll seek it out if I ever get to Kansas.
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've never had a NuWay, but I'll seek it out if I ever get to Kansas.
