Highway Rob
@undulynoted.bsky.social
Husband, dad, dog owner, lawyer, Longhorn, hoopy frood.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not necessarily in that order.
Sure, but Adams added the phrase "a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came", so if you force me to pick a favorite...
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sure, but Adams added the phrase "a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came", so if you force me to pick a favorite...
Or Douglas Adams.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Or Douglas Adams.
White-Checked Answer To Security Question is a little long winded, but sure, why not.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
White-Checked Answer To Security Question is a little long winded, but sure, why not.
Would buy, and would listen to nothing but Prince.
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Would buy, and would listen to nothing but Prince.
I'm mildly rooting for Louisville but that suuuuucks for Clemson.
Wait, that means it suuuuuucks for Dabo, too. Ok, cool.
Wait, that means it suuuuuucks for Dabo, too. Ok, cool.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm mildly rooting for Louisville but that suuuuucks for Clemson.
Wait, that means it suuuuuucks for Dabo, too. Ok, cool.
Wait, that means it suuuuuucks for Dabo, too. Ok, cool.
I want to be very clear that I don't like myself for what I'm about to do.
Revenge of the Sith.
Revenge of the Sith.
a man with a beard is standing in front of a fire and saying `` don 't try it . ''
Alt: From Revenge of the Sith, Obi Wan tells Anakin "Don't try it."
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I want to be very clear that I don't like myself for what I'm about to do.
Revenge of the Sith.
Revenge of the Sith.
Louisville RB truck-ass run?
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Louisville RB truck-ass run?
Bring the fatted calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Bring the fatted calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate.
I beg to differ. Gardening + cooking = a tossed salad.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I beg to differ. Gardening + cooking = a tossed salad.
Something about this joke really bugs me.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Something about this joke really bugs me.
Watch his eyes, he's looking right at the toe-tap. Great work by everybody (including the DB doing all he can to shove the receiver out of bounds).
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Watch his eyes, he's looking right at the toe-tap. Great work by everybody (including the DB doing all he can to shove the receiver out of bounds).
Would've been wrong for that catch not to be the game-winner.
Signed,
A Texas Fan Who Still Hasn't Forgiven Crabtree
Signed,
A Texas Fan Who Still Hasn't Forgiven Crabtree
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Would've been wrong for that catch not to be the game-winner.
Signed,
A Texas Fan Who Still Hasn't Forgiven Crabtree
Signed,
A Texas Fan Who Still Hasn't Forgiven Crabtree
Misread this as
--take shit
--have a great day
and thought, what a kind wish to share on a Saturday morning.
--take shit
--have a great day
and thought, what a kind wish to share on a Saturday morning.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Misread this as
--take shit
--have a great day
and thought, what a kind wish to share on a Saturday morning.
--take shit
--have a great day
and thought, what a kind wish to share on a Saturday morning.
Struggling to figure out if this is part of your bit.
Probably not b/c the current NYT would not praise a show with dudes-dressed-as-ladies as a foundational premise.
Probably not b/c the current NYT would not praise a show with dudes-dressed-as-ladies as a foundational premise.
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Struggling to figure out if this is part of your bit.
Probably not b/c the current NYT would not praise a show with dudes-dressed-as-ladies as a foundational premise.
Probably not b/c the current NYT would not praise a show with dudes-dressed-as-ladies as a foundational premise.
If wikipedia's to be believed, the comic was the adaptation.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure there was a "Buckaroo Banzai" comic in the movie, too, so they were explicitly making a movie about a comic book character even if there wasn't an actual book yet.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure there was a "Buckaroo Banzai" comic in the movie, too, so they were explicitly making a movie about a comic book character even if there wasn't an actual book yet.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If wikipedia's to be believed, the comic was the adaptation.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure there was a "Buckaroo Banzai" comic in the movie, too, so they were explicitly making a movie about a comic book character even if there wasn't an actual book yet.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure there was a "Buckaroo Banzai" comic in the movie, too, so they were explicitly making a movie about a comic book character even if there wasn't an actual book yet.
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY DROWN IN MAYO
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY DROWN IN MAYO
I'd say "we are all sandwich man" but you're not catching me in a Subway, I'm a grown ass man with better deli options.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'd say "we are all sandwich man" but you're not catching me in a Subway, I'm a grown ass man with better deli options.